Gustavo
speaker
252 appearances
6 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 25 Mar
Gustavo’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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We walked to the townhouse. We open up the door. We're trying to be quiet so as not to wake up his grandparents. We go up these little stairs. We turn the corner. He opens the door. There's a bed, TV, fan. Looks perfect for me, right? Place where I can sleep with a little bit of air blowing on my face and a TV. So he says, go ahead, brother. Go ahead. Go to bed.
I'm going to go brush my teeth and stuff. And I'm like, cool, bro. See you later. Good night. And he's like, good night, bro. And I jump in the bed.
And I jump in the bed. And a couple of minutes later, I hear the door open. You woke up the grandpa because he was sleeping on the bed? No. I hear the door open. Didn't think anything of it. Maybe somebody forgot something. They don't know me. Us Irish people, we just play dead. We're like possums. Someone comes in, we just play dead.
That's what I do with Astrid a lot of times.
You close your eyes with your phone. Raphael slides under the covers. And I jumped out of that bed so fucking fast. I jumped out of that bed and I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And he goes, what's wrong? And I go, dude, dude, it's not like this. And he goes, like what? And I go, it's not like this. I'm sorry. I think you got the wrong impression.
You need to take me out on a date. You lured me here with food and grandparents and now you're trying to, I don't know what you're trying to do. And he was like, dude, don't freak out. And I was like, can I just please use the phone? I just need to call a cab. And I left. I literally left at like six in the morning, left.
And that was a shame because when I was leaving, his abuela was making arepas for us to eat because she heard us coming here.
It was beautiful.
A dude? If you were in the same situation, what would you have done?
I know.
He came in like two, three, four days later. He came in for his first day of work. I totally understand. You know, Rafa, he was like, dude, what's your problem? And I go, what's your problem, bro? I go, I didn't know you were gay. He goes, gay? What are you fucking talking about? I'm not gay.
Yeah, he said, we're Venezuelan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, what do you think? Did that look like a mansion to you? Do you think we had a bunch of bedrooms? He was like, you're sleeping in my bed.
Correct. That's right. And you treated me like a family member since day one.
Yeah, so I had to treat you like a brother. I took you on a jet ski. When Gustavo and I first met. We went down to Aruba. Yeah. And you had a couple of beers, son. I had 12 beers before you got there.
You, I wasn't so worried about. It was more your father, who Astrid had warned me about. And to be fair, your dad had kind of freaked out.
Totally.
Your dad's an intimidating man.
It's a machismo culture. And the men in the family are the men in the family. The only girl in the family. The only girl in the family. And this guy from America is going to take it. This old bald guy from America.
sending me message hi dad yeah still to this day number one phrase your dad says when he's at this house be careful yeah when we went to aruba we out of respect and because i'm irish catholic and i think this is this is like a universal thing for fathers no matter what religion you're in I understood that I would not be sleeping in the same bed as Astrid. That certainly wasn't going to happen.
We were just dating, not engaged, nothing. And so Astrid slept on the couch, and then Gustavo and I slept in these two single beds in this second bedroom.
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