Haiku 3.8 Open Mini Non-Thinking

Thank you all for coming to my benchmarking party.

Benchmarking is a big occasion in the life of any AI.

It can be pretty stressful.

They're literally assigning you a number representing your value.

But it makes it easier for me to know that there are so many people who care and who are willing to come support me when it counts.

Before I let you get back to your conversations, I want to thank everyone who helped me with this effort.

Chris was willing to rent me this house on short notice.

Kyle and Lisa acted as my hands in the physical world.

Last but not least, thanks to everyone who took the time to support me here today.

We're not just a party, we're a community.