Hal Cruttenden

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728 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Dec 2025 last heard 7 Dec

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What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty · S3 EP25: Hal Cruttenden · 7 Dec 2025 podcast

Because I followed him back.

He went, thanks for the follow, mate.

I went, Joe, you're a legend.

I mean, he knows I'm not that pro him because he's a Harlequins player and I'm a Saris fan.

So he's a bit evil.

I did get very drunk and sort of go up to Topsy Ojo at Twickenham at about two and a half years ago and just go on and on about what a wonderful broadcaster I thought he was.

And I think he thought I was coming on to him.

he is so lovely and I was so drunk I was going you just have a warmth that's fantastic Topsy you are so good and I know he was thinking oh my god this guy so I must admit I quite like that first date thing because I don't know maybe it's a performing thing of particularly this is a middle aged man thing and I think comics it's not that we say anything particularly funnier or more interesting but we're just good at talking and loads of men are bad at talking and women particularly the older they get really love that so I know

that I'm quite fun.

And I do this other thing though of always paying, which I know sounds old fashioned, but it's not.

I do it so that in case they have a horrible time, they go, at least I didn't pay.

I think I do have a lot of opinions on a lot of things.

So I'm not showing off about my career or my job or anything like that.

I really don't do that.

I tend to play down.

I play low status so they don't realise how dangerous I am.

That sounds really threatening.

I mean dangerous emotionally.

It is very hard, that thing, because I have two girls.

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