Haley

How big were they?

Ooh, shit I'd click on when I was younger.

at least one that you can trust. And we do.

It gives me anxiety.

Do you know any of your neighbors, Haley? Yes. You made friends? Yeah, the people next to me. Because I warned them that I was having a small get-together. Small one? Small. Yeah. That was small? Mm-hmm. The wife is really nice, though, and she would put my packages inside my house when I was on tour. She would be like, hey, I see you have a few out there.

Do you want me to just put it in so your friend doesn't have to come get them? I was like, okay, so...

they're really nice it's a little family and the daughter was obsessed with my like halloween decorations and she told me that and once i was like done with like halloween decorations i set them on their front porch and i was like here your daughter can have these and she's like oh my god she's so excited i have like one neighbor that like i can trust so happy you're not near the crackheads yeah crackheads that was a whole that was interesting rough time that was rough time rough

You know how many times my food would get delivered to their house too?

And I'm just like, there you go.

Yeah, it's on me. I don't want it back. Oh, God. That's it.

I got one.

No, but I just love Amish. No, I'm excited.

I mean, it's in the name. How? Or you're just on drugs. Yeah.

Okay. All right, mine is also a tell. When I was 19, I worked in a bar that was a knockoff for Hooters. A fellow waitress just graduated high school and needed a place to stay, so I rented out an extra room that I had. Her boyfriend was younger and still in high school. He was 18 at the time. They had never hooked up, but had been together for a couple years.

She ended up bringing a guy home from the bar one night, and the condom came off inside her. Ugh. A few days later, her boyfriend came over and I heard yelling in the other room. They were messing around and he... So... So...

And did the guy not be like, oh, where's the condom that I had on? I mean, they could have been drunk. The guy definitely probably knew, and he probably just didn't say anything. Still, like, you would smell that.

No.