Chapter 1: What wild stories are shared in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What happened during the pepper spray incident shared by a listener?
I got mine on Amazon. Organic cotton. I love it. You changed my life with those. Turn around and walk around fat and sassy in my little fucking free bleeding panties. Yeah. It's a sight to see. I love it.
My little like. And dainty.
A little diaper. Do you think guys, if we were bleeding once a month, like y'all, do you think we'd take care of it or just kind of like not care like we do about everything else?
You guys would not care.
They'd be some nasty hoes. They would be nasty little crab buckets.
They'd be like little piles everywhere.
Yeah.
Dingleberries of blood.
You guys would be trying to wipe it off with toilet paper. Oh, God. Dabbing it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think men would, could handle having periods. Look what happened when we did the period simulator. Can we bring that back?
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Chapter 3: How did Hailee's accidental pepper spray experience unfold?
He was sweaty and winked at me. I had no idea what to do because everywhere you looked was traumatizing. Girl on her knees with cum on her face. What the fuck? Girl on the bed, ass facing the door, fully naked, cooter and butthole burnt into the eyes. He said, thanks with a smile and a wink and shut the door. I turned and asked myself, what the fuck is the toothbrush for?
I got down to the front desk and went to the log request for the lotion and toothbrush for this room and inventory. He had previously asked for seven lotions, three toothbrushes prior to the phone call with me that night. All for the same evening. RIP to any girl that was foreplay for. What the? They were probably doing drugs. That's why they were using the toothbrush for something.
What's the toothbrush for? I don't know.
No floss? Just the toothbrush.
I don't know. That's just my guess. I feel like it's going in him.
Oh, maybe he liked a little.
Why would you need four of them?
You can throw them out after you're done. Put them together.
All four of them? Oh, I don't know if I want to picture this. Which end?
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