Hamish
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Tried a full lie the other day, just straight to someone's face.
No, it was uncomfortable.
Because this must be what happens in junior real estate agents' worlds, right?
when they do their first one on their like they're showing a one better and like the outskirts of town and then the person looks like water damage no it's actually waterproofing
We sprayed on some black waterproofing so you'll never get mold there.
I just walk up and I'm like, oh, my God, that felt so easy.
So you both know that I go get my ears cleaned out at the audiologist.
You have unfortunately inferior canals.
I never get mine cleared out.
They're nice and thick.
They're lace-shaped, not like round, so the wax doesn't come out.
Like a shoelace, you know.
I was thinking like a decorative doily that a grandma would have on her table or like a sexy bra.