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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Ahoy to me horns wogglers. Hamish.
Chapter 2: What game show are Hamish and Andy planning?
Good evening or morning, depending on how fast you downloaded the podcast. Feels... I don't think it's in the Harry Potter universe, which would give Jack a very big advantage. Could be, but it could also be in the Roald Dahl universe. Ahoy to me snozzwangers.
It's Roald Dahl. It sounds Roald Dahl.
I think it's like the BFG or something. Is it... Something like this. It's Roald Dahl. You're really close. Charlie and the Chocolate. No. Ahoy to me wang doodles. It's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He's got it. Yes. It's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. And what is it? It's Willy Wonka's, like, animals. Or is it from Oompa Loompa? Wow. Wow. Wow. It is the Monsters of Loompa Land.
There you go. The three main monsters. The Hornswogglers are sneaky, troublesome creatures. That's you, Ham. That's me. The Snozzwangers are... They sound like they've rejected IPL, too. It's the New Delhi Snowflakelers. That's Jack. He's aggressive and a ferocious beast. Yeah, that sounds like me. And the Wangdoodles are the most feared of the three, which fell on my side of the fence.
But well done, Haym. Full marks to you. Ahoy also to Caleb. He's in Seattle. Went to haymyshandy.com. If you ever want to upload there, it's a very easy-to-use system. I mean, if you've got time. Some audio and tell us what you're up to. A lot of time.
Do what Caleb did. Ahoy, Andy, Jack, and the King Bee. This is Caleb in Seattle. I wanted to ask you to help me sort out some confusion regarding my brother who introduced me to the pod. My brother has gone on, he is now, on a 40-day solo canoeing and backpacking trip in the wilderness. And so he has literally lost touch with not only the common man, but the uncommon man.
And yet he's getting in touch with the ancient man, I think, in my opinion. But perhaps not the ancient common man, but the ancient uncommon man with the high-tech camping gear and such that he has. Yeah. I just don't know how to categorise him in my brain right now and wondering if you could help me out. Thanks.
I mean, it's bloody impressive to go a 40-day solo mission. Yes, but has he lost touch with the common man, literally, because he's obviously in the wilderness knowing he can touch base with him. Is his gear too good? Is his gear too high-tech to have been able to say that he has lost touch with the common man?
I mean, unless he's got a powered canoe and he's, you know, got a butler going ahead setting up glamping spots... I think anyone doing a 40-day trek is pretty common man. Common man. I agree. Yeah, he certainly can't be accused of losing touch. I think he's in a rare category.
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Chapter 3: How is Hamish teaching his kids about swearing?
I mean, there'd be some in the outdoor world, though, that it's like, oh, you know, that's a store-bought canoe. Should have carved your own. There still would be some common canoeists that would sneer at that. But I, you know, maximum respect. And hopefully, you know, once he's out of the wilderness, he celebrates with this episode and hears us saluting him.
Although that audio probably was several decades old. So probably either well out now or... Didn't make it. Yeah, lost in the legends of time. It's been two weeks since Golden Day. Didn't really touch on it last week. Didn't touch on it. Probably still in a bit of a buzz from last week. But now a chance to get our head around it.
Credit card has been safely secure again, as in out of your hands, but also the walls are back up. Here's what I want to talk to you about the credit card. I mean, people would have followed along with Golden Day and knew that I had about $70,000 to spend on that credit card. And I should point out, I know $70,000, people hear $70,000 and go, that's such a huge amount of money. And it is.
We are giving it away. I should point out, I think there was a few, like sometimes the Instagram comments, people are like, oh, this, you know, it must be nice. They're like, yeah, it must be nice for you guys. This is $70,000 of prizes. Yeah. It's not. 75, I think we end up going to. Did we say 75? Yeah. It's not federal money. No. It was going somewhere else and we seized it. No. No, no.
To spend on elaborate prizes. There's not a kindergarten that's not getting a playground update. That's still on charmers, whether they are or they aren't. Yeah, because of our 75 grand. Here's the interesting thing. It all happened so quick. And this is the first thing I want to just flag in the spirit of honesty. It all happened so fast. And there's also some follow-up logistics with things.
Like, sometimes there was something we saw. There's one big item in particular. I was like, okay, it didn't really have a credit card option. So, yes, it has to be purchased. And we're going through the process of purchasing that at the moment. But... The figure you see on that account on your phone is not the total number. What do you mean? I suppose this is a two-part question to you.
Number one, are you happy with how things went? Well, yeah, things are arriving at Marshy's studio. You guys left the address for Marshy, so he's sitting there cutting out. Storage is an issue. Cutting out packages of music with, like, boxes all around him. So we have to sort that out. Do you remember when we did the world's tallest hat at Hogs' Warehouse?
I couldn't help but notice there was so much space there. We're going to talk to the hogs and go, can we use your warehouse? Can we use a corner? Is there an item that big? There are two items that I would say will come in a box, actually three, that are about the size of a skip or a street sweeper. Wow. That's too big for Margie's office. Would you want to follow up?
That seems like a hassle, like when Jeff decided he didn't want the golf cart. You'll want them. Just to follow up. On my first question, so you're happy with it?
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Chapter 4: What funny story does Andy share about his ear doctor?
And we've got Barry here from the Kawasaki factory. Barry, tell us about jet skiing. Oh, mate, we're putting it through. You're going to love it. Big seat, good engine. It's the same way as a lot of your family members give you a Christmas present with something just printed out on A4 piece of paper. Oh, 10 nights of babysitting. Yeah. Okay, first one, name.
We started out with Bitcoin Blitz, and then we thought we were urging back into The Price is Correct. I think Price is Correct makes the most sense. So the show will be kind of in that feel, but not exactly like that, so we avoid any copyright issues.
We don't want to get sued, but I do think we want to play a series of, with all due respect to Larry, Emda, and the gang, kind of shitty games to win the prizes. Yep. Is it going to be about price guessing? Because, I mean, the whole thing about Price is Rice was guessing the price of the kettle correctly.
Yes.
I didn't actually. It's more thinking like the yodeling game and the putting and all the.
But they were all just different versions of guess the price. Yeah. They were, weren't they? Like even the yodeling was guess the price.
And then basically the yodeler who went up the mountain represented how close you were to the price.
Or you fell over the edge.
Yes, yes. So I didn't record. I think Carly did. I'm just saying I didn't really write down the prices of anything. That's how we ended up squeaking a bit over the budget. Yeah, Carly's saying she's got them. And I've got the bank statement. Does that just only go to me after the fact? Do we need to know the prices of these things? Well, here's the thing. Vaughan, for instance, has written in.
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Chapter 5: What is the 'Tell Us Someone' game about?
I did believe them.
We don't want AI ones. We want people legitimately submitting to tender. But see, that's exactly what I was talking about. Now they've done all that work and you've gone and changed the name of the show from Bitcoin Blitz to The Price is Correct. So what a waste of their time. But that's showbiz, mate.
They'll be able to update. Move things and break fast things. Break everything, move fast, whatever the slogan is. Okay, so you will tender yours though eventually?
Yes. Yep. Next month.
okay that was a great insight into your head internally he just went what are you doing what are you doing don't ruin the week we're enjoying unemployment give us a month Okay, one month's time from now, everyone else get your submissions in as well. The tendering system. The good thing about this game show is it's full of prizes you want to win.
Let's not forget that most game shows, it's like crockery, a kettle, a daffodil iron. Encyclopedias. Until maybe you get a shot at a car. That was the whole game show world. This is, I promise you, wall to wall. And I asked my wife before I did it too. I was like, honey, unlimited. I'm about to go crazy with this credit card. What would women want?
and she gave me a list of the stuff that she would buy if she was just recklessly spending. Bec was so jealous of you. She said it would have been the best day. All right, well, there are things to think about. We've got months now. Jack, you have a month.
Next time we'll speak about this is a month, but we'll do some work in the background to try and get the formation of the show, and we'll try and get a sponsor.
We will.
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Chapter 6: How do Hamish and Andy reflect on their past game shows?
It's just like they run out in 10 seconds. It's like being at Sizzler and you're just like, God, I'm full.
I'm sure I'll put a sausage in the chocolate mousse because I've got access to everything. I don't want to go home. So he comes to the family and goes, I think I'm old enough now at 12. I think I can have the S word. I can use it responsibly. And how? You know what? I said, well, because you're mature enough to bring that up and you've obviously thought about it, I agree.
Like, let's welcome him.
And he was like, all right, this is the shit. And I was like, yeah, well, that's me. We're at the dinner table. Until I trust you and you know you've got a great sense of what, you know, you can read the room, you know how to use it. He's like, yes.
Yes.
He is having a ball. Right. So he's having a ball. Would you say he's overusing it? No, but he's certainly enjoying finding times to use it. And then, so Rudy's there, Ru's eight. Yeah. And she's put her hand and gone, well, can I have it? I was like, no, you're right. I mean, when you get to 12, you've seen Sonny. It's like a pen licence. You've got a shit licence, so you can say shit.
And she goes, well, so what?
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Chapter 7: What are the challenges of planning the new game show?
I get nothing. I said, well, yeah, you've got to wait. She goes, give me the P word. What's P? Piss. So I'm like, you know what, it's not even. It's harmless. It's just soft. It's very soft. So I'm like. I didn't even know what you were doing. I was like, all right, you can have piss. And she's like, piss, piss, piss. There you go. But same as Sunny, you have to use it appropriately.
We've got to see that you can handle it appropriately. She goes, okay. So Sunny goes to the table and he'll say something like, you know, Oh, look, no offence, but this thing that, you know, was an absolute piece of shit, right? And then bruising the end, you'd be like, hmm, that sounds like it would have pissed me off. Cut. It's like, how do I use a piss to agree with this shit?
And we've since coined the phrase that it was a pissing good time. Just got to get them away. Haim, a lot of people asking to play this game again. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while. We're halfway through the year now. We played it early. As it gets deeper in the year, it is going to get harder to win hats. Yeah. It's going to get harder. Hats are sent in from different companies.
Haim, run us through the hats on offer today that people could potentially win. I've got to be honest with you. Usually this segment we are poo-pooing one of, if not all, of the hats.
Yep.
I feel like all three hats are pretty good today. We start off with Wolf Hydraulics. That's a flexi-fit hat, but that's a high-quality hat. You wear this playing sport. And it's a pretty cool logo on the front. It's actually a cool logo, kind of quite an angular wolf, obviously, is what they're going for there, but simple. The only reason I knew it was Wolf Hydraulics was at the back.
It is kind of like it's a fitted hat, but that's where the snapback would normally go. Yep. Yeah, I mean, it really screams. You go, geez, if I needed to use the power of hydraulics to move something, otherwise it would be too hard to move for human power. Yep. I could turn to Wolf.
I'd be looking at Wolf.
Because they trust. I trust their hat. I trust their hat, and that's a large, extra large flex fit if you know your size there. Yep. Next we have direct flow plumbing, parachute materials, sports lightweight trail hat. Very good for the hipster. Very current. Yeah. Very current. I can't pull off that hat, I don't think. It is. The idea is, I mean, you could wear it beachy, sporty. Yeah.
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Chapter 8: How does Andy's ear issue lead to humorous situations?
You've got a large, extra-large flex fit. That's the navy blue Wolf hydraulics. You've got a really... stock standard kind of black trucker for roof carry systems. As reliable as a service at roof carry systems. Don't expect the jack deal.
I would be very happy with the regular deal.
With the H&A loyalty card they do. And then the parachute kind of material five panel hat. Okay. It comes down to your hat preference though. That's what I love about the haul we've got. Should we jump into it and do you have someone? Yep. Okay. It's been a while since I've thought. About Antonio Banderas. It's been a while since I've seen them.
Because we play the game so regularly, I forget how much room we've got to say it. So we generally jump in really fast, but we've got plenty of time to say it. But that's a great one. That would have won. I haven't thought of Antonio Banderas for some time. You take as if anyone has watched Shrek or Puss in Boots lately. He does an excellent job in that as a puss. But if you haven't, Yeah.
Probably Banderas free for the year. Blake, ahoy to you. Ahoy, lads. Gusto to yous. Tell us something we haven't thought of for a while.
I'm going to have to go with Crazy John from Crazy John's Mobiles.
Oh. Hmm. I haven't.
Video flashback.
Yeah, I think it's pretty good for me. For a second I had a flicker, but then I think I was thinking of Aussie John from Aussie John. Crazy John. No, not in rather than Crazy John's. Was Crazy John just Victoria?
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