Hamzah
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Podcast Appearances
I don't even think about my weight.
The last time I thought about it, though, when was when we went shopping and I was trying all those clothes on and I actually like looked at myself in the mirror and I'm like, why are none of these clothes fitting me?
I know you were telling me this how I feel every day and I was like, wow.
But then you also kind of have a big ass, which is like also kind of cool.
I'm looking at you and I'm x-raying you through your clothes right now.
Do you have colored underwear?
So I accidentally bought the wrong pair of underwear, okay?
And I was buying Calvin Klein underwear, okay?
You know how they have like the really masculine Calvin Klein underwear?
Like the super safe boxer brief underwear?
With the bulge like going crazy on the guy?
Just like โ but your standard Calvin Klein underwear that you would think in your head.
I was like, I need a bunch of underwear.
So I'm going, bah, bah, bah, knocking them all into the cart.