Hank (Henry 'Hank' Schultz)

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4,729 appearances 19 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 19 Aug

Hank (Henry 'Hank' Schultz)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 19 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 6.

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No infomercials in the apocalypse. voice-verified

get all the voice-verified

all the voice-verified

And if things are going south, it's like. voice-verified

Just go on. voice-verified

How long are you planning to last in this apocalypse? voice-verified

How long are you planning to last? voice-verified

It's voice-verified

Not long enough to grow a fucking tree. voice-verified

You might have to. voice-verified

I don't want to grow a voice-verified

Who said anything about voice-verified

tree? voice-verified

Sorry, a tomato plant. voice-verified

You like that pick? voice-verified

Oh, you had Game Boy? voice-verified

Yeah, we just didn't know about, like, the... You didn't have batteries. voice-verified

Well, it's like, voice-verified

We kind of got you. voice-verified

Eventually it runs out, yeah. voice-verified

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