Hank (Henry 'Hank' Schultz)

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4,729 appearances 19 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 19 Aug

Hank (Henry 'Hank' Schultz)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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recordings per month · last 12 months

Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 19 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 6.

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Pardon My Take · Just The Guys Talking Ball, Jayden Daniels Drama, National Sports Podcast, Mt Rushmore Of Things You Take For The Apocalypse and Fyre Fest · 14 Aug 2026 podcast

Because, you know, when you're in the middle of the night, you go to the bathroom, like, you don't really remember necessarily. voice-verified

You're like, oh, yeah, I went to the bathroom. voice-verified

I was like, I think Max walked in on me taking a shit at four in the morning. voice-verified

In the pitch dark. voice-verified

It was pitch black. voice-verified

I just didn't fit. voice-verified

I thought... And I just was, like, having heart. voice-verified

I was like, I was... voice-verified

I was down so bad, it was just heartburn and a bad stomach. voice-verified

And I was voice-verified

I voice-verified

never wanted to return voice-verified

life wow i'm dying and then like you had like oh i was like oh i'm out like am i dying i was like no and then you just kind of play back like what you put in your body yesterday like yeah no like yeah this is just heartburn like this is just my body to hate me voice-verified

The memes guy does? voice-verified

Yeah. voice-verified

Gentle voice-verified

Me too. voice-verified

Teams have to post defensive highlights and offensive highlights. voice-verified

If you post a highlight, one side of the ball is going to look bad from practice. voice-verified

up voice-verified

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