Hannah Berner
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They're like, this soda isn't bad enough.
Let's put more shit to give you diarrhea.
It's if you're a kid and your mom was like, hey, go fuck around at the soda station.
Put anything you want.
And they're like, chocolate milk.
Well, this is the thing.
They don't drink coffee in Mormon culture, but then they're allowed to do Adderall, which is just nerdy cocaine.
Yeah.
So like, I don't know.
As a girl with a sensitive stomach, like one of those sodas would do more damage than like me taking like LSD.
Like, I would bash my head through a wall.
I'd be puking out of both holes.
You could never do it.
Well, you don't like... And I don't like soda.
Like, if you're with a new person, they're like, I'm going to Diet Coke.
Do you want one?
I'll be like, yeah.
I'm cool.
I can hang.
And then I'm like, spicy, spicy, spicy, spicy.