Hannah Berner

And then you see your friend and it's like the first thing they say.

Yes.

I was like, no, they're going to make it seem like I was still standing there.

No one's going to see it.

And it's like, where'd that girl go in the dumb outfit?

classic page she's so lazy i was a rotisserie chicken in there but again i'm in full cow i was an animal out there you were a buffalo i'm like guys i'm i'm at a loss of breath i can't see well and they're like ask him if he's hard i'm like guys i know do you think purple lettuce thinks it's better than other lettuces lettuce i yes

Because when I'm eating purple lettuce or a colored carrot.

If I have a tri-colored carrot on my plate.

Your tax bracket has changed.

My tax bracket has changed.

I know more languages than you do.

I've been realizing that.

Are you sticking to the rule on tour where there's no eating after at 11 p.m.?

No.

Oh, you haven't stuck to it.

Funny, because last year we had to stick to it.

Yep.

Well, last year you tried to put me in a caloric deficit and I was famished.

This year you're willy nilly just ordering whatever.

I don't know what town you're even in.