Hannah Berner

So the whole community...

has lost their mind they're like first the number one guy goes down to this new guy the number one guy is accusing him of cheating and everyone like loves magnus so they're like what the hell is going on how could you even cheat at a so that's what the whole chess community is losing it they're all these like guys on twitch being like what could he possibly done they're analyzing all his movements they're like is he touching his hat

But before they go in, there is security.

They get scanned.

They're not just walking in randomly.

And they're like, it's not in his head.

Is he looking at something in his arm?

They're like, what could it be?

Someone starts a rumor going, anal beads.

They go, he must have had anal beads in his butthole and used the vibrations to tell him what move to make.

The internet runs with this.

It's on The Daily Show.

I don't know where I was.

I didn't hear it.

And they just go, chess player beats number one chess player with anal beads.

Anal bead chess player, it's everywhere.

Now, by the way, I do think butt plays should be more normalized in straight relationships, but I digress.

It's not my place, but I'm saying in general for the culture.

This guy then is like, you fucking ruined my reputation.

Whenever I say I'm a chess player now, they go, are you the anal beads guy?