Hannah Berner

Can I see a picture?

He does actually at one point say, I'm not a good guy.

I'm not a nice guy.

And it kind of turned me on.

There's bad boys of after school programs?

No.

Like, are you fucking kidding me, Magnus?

no it was hot like he literally was like i'm not a good guy and i'm like i've never had a guy say that okay so that was honest and hot give us the ending so you're like let's no because now i'm like so long story short literally he they're like we're gonna test if he cheated during these live games against magnus and the vibe the vibrational anal beads was real

they don't know if it's real but they test it and they go it doesn't look like he cheated in the games against magnus so everyone's kind of like doesn't know what happened how how scientifically would the vibrational because they'd be like if he touched it we who knows like no one really knows but it would be like if i do it or would it be somebody else watching someone else is watching and googling and then like yeah telling him with vibration morse code yes morse code through anal beads

That's what we do on this podcast, actually.

That's how I know when to agree or disagree.

The Mormons were right.

Just drink your weird soda and leave people alone.

but like we don't need to shove things up our asses but I don't want to spread the rumor because yeah this could be false it could be false he hasn't really won a lot since so there's it's all kind of up in the air people I digress but that was I'm exhausted from that story like that took a lot wow I'm really glad you told that though because how interesting so interesting

And also, can I say one thing about lip plumper?

Yeah.

I hate lip plumper.

It hurts.

I'm already dealing with enough like day to day.

I don't have to like.