Hannah Berner

As a younger child, I like to watch things that were aesthetically pleasing to me.

Anytime someone would offer up the Cartoon Network, I immediately knew what kind of kid you were, and I was disinterested.

I would be like, no.

See, again, I didn't like action.

You go, why are they moving so much?

I go, take a nap.

Why don't you guys chill?

Like, you're getting out of your house and you're, like, running away from your parents and this is what you're going and doing?

Like, go to the mall.

You know how, like, girls say, like, you can see your mental illness through the people that you've dated?

Oh, wow.

If I truly went through my 20s and all of my boyfriends, I could tell you exactly what I thought about myself.

Also, if like someone doesn't like you back and you're like trying to get them to like you, you have to realize that they're triggering something like in you.

There are so many situationships.

I feel like in my 20s where I was like, you don't like me.

Perfect.

And I'm like, I actually don't like you first.

I didn't like you first.

I didn't like you first.

I'm 32 years old, but, like, I was home.