Hannah Maguire

In June 2021, in the middle of the pandemic, a lot of people had a lot of time to kill in front of their phones and computers.

And that meant the cryptocurrency boom was at its peak.

And Kim Kardashian posted an Instagram story to her many hundreds of millions of followers.

In the caption, she said that her friends had been telling her about a fantastic crypto opportunity.

I will have to say, do you know who really does know about crypto?

Paris Hilton.

She is all over it.

There's like a clip of her on like Fallon or something ages ago explaining what blockchain is.

Paris actually knows what she's talking about.

According to Kim, her friends had let her know that the cryptocurrency Ethereum Max or Emacs was, quote, giving back to the entire Emacs community by reducing supply.

And what happens when you reduce supply and increase demand?

The price rises, I have been led to believe.

Correct.

I have a diesel car because I'm a piece of shit.

There is no unleaded petrol in East London.

Every petrol station I went to had no unleaded signs.

Why do they bother saying unleaded?

Because people just got used to it.

Because it's not like, oh, why don't you just go get some leaded?

But within our lifetime, it would have been.