Hannah Maguire

Oh, wait, you don't want to.

The Kardashians have never been formally accused of anything, so I'm being careful, but hypothetically, if one had come into a large amount of money through shady means, running a tax-exempt institution with opaque financial records could come in very handy indeed.

And now we've got that potentially libelous implication out of the way.

The truth is...

Whether by design or not, there is actually very little hard evidence to point to the Kardashians knowingly scamming their audience.

Nor is there any good evidence of them using their church to cannily inflate their wealth.

They could just be good Christian shepherds supporting their church run by them.

And I know this is a particular specialist subject of mine that everyone is really tired of me talking about.

Being a capitalist is the least Christian thing you can be.

Like this entire, and I know like the super church is everywhere, blah, blah, blah.

But it just isn't Christian.

It just isn't a Christian thing to do.

So by uniting this very pure capitalism, this very rapid and aggressive and exploitative, all of those things, and being like, but I'm a good Christian, is a contradiction in terms.

Anyway.

Kim Kardashian has a very large team checking every post she makes.

For everything from cultural insensitivities to legal issues, it says here she herself is studying law.

She's given up.

She failed too many times.

But that hasn't stopped her getting into the Oval Office every five minutes.

Are we really supposed to believe that she didn't know the rules around the highly lucrative and highly contentious crypto post she was making?