Hannah Maguire

Me either.

Nope, my brain's let me down.

Thanks, brain.

Fuck.

Okay.

If you are ever in New York City and you have done all of the Times Square and Saks Fifth Avenue that you can handle, you can take the subway or the bus if you must.

to 57th Street and 7th Avenue Station, and you will be a block and a half from a whole other kind of history.

254 West 54th Street is now home to the Cabaret Club, Comedy Club, blah, blah, blah, 54 Below, which is a great name.

It is now a comedy cabaret club, but if those walls could talk, you would need to be hosed down.

Every orifice would need to be sprayed.

Because that building was once the most culturally impactful nightclub of all time.

The totality of the disco era.

Studio 54.

The plot is haunted by the ghosts of the most beautiful, glamorous, desperately cool fashionistas of the 70s.

And if you listen hard enough, you can still hear the four on-the-floor bass lines of yore.

Okay, brain, thank you for that one.

I take it back.

When it comes to cool, Studio 54 has never been beaten.

No bar, no club, no theatre, no cabaret, no flash mob, no art installation, no nothing has ever come close.

And I really think when you are trying to come up with a concept, everyone wants it to be cool.