Hari Kondabolu

What was it?

A, to open your car door from the inside if you lock your keys in the car.

B, to look up people's names that you have forgotten at a party.

Or C, to bring you a roll of toilet paper if you run out while you are in the bathroom.

It does.

You're right.

A tech company partnered with Charmin to create a new robot which you operate with your smartphone from the toilet.

I need that.

We all do.

But here's the thing.

So you have the wherewithal, the foresight to set up the robot in its little niche, wherever it is, with a roll of toilet paper on it, all set to go.

Why don't you just put the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom?

I'm just going to say, I haven't seen all your projects as a performer, but I've never seen you more vulnerable than you were in that moment.

I know.

I am ready to cast you in your latest project about a vulnerable, sensitive woman who's caught in a bathroom with no toilet paper.

We are planning a career here.

Okay, last question.

You were doing this pretty much about as well as you have done everything else you have ever attempted.

At this year's CES, one manufacturer introduced a new device with which you can enjoy music.

What is it?