Hari Kondabolu

I have an idea.

The event, it's these one-off events.

They've already sold out.

It's called Land of the Giants.

You know what would make this really funny?

If these guys line up to get in, they get in and the ceiling of the club is like at five foot ten.

And all the guys trying to pick up the girls are coming to her like, hey, ow, I mean, what's your ow name?

Shrek, yes.

A woman in the Philippines worshipped a green figurine for four years, believing it was a statue of the Buddha.

Only to finally discover it was actually a little figurine of Shrek.

Now, I know you're laughing.

How could this be?

But if you knew what it looked like, it would make more sense to you.

First picture, Shrek.

That's what it looked like.

According to one article about this woman's mistake, quote, with its round shape and gentle expression, she believed it to be a depiction of Buddha and treated it with great reverence.

Is it really that much of a mistake?

Shrek is also a source of enlightenment.

What is the sound of one donkey farting?

Yeah.