Hari Kondabolu

He dressed as Bandit and improvised for the first half hour of Sadie's party using a terrible Australian accent that left guests asking if Bluey's dad was from Boston. But no human can keep up that level of playfulness, especially when you're stifling in a bandit suit from Amazon Prime, and four-year-olds keep climbing on you to play horsey on the doggie. So Bandit broke. Get the hell off me!

He then commanded so much compliance for the rest of the party that the kids called him Mean Bluey's Daddy, sir. And other parents started hiring Mean Bluey's daddy to implement order at their kids' parties. He's even started a parenting YouTube channel called Meanie until the cease and desist letter from Disney comes.

He then commanded so much compliance for the rest of the party that the kids called him Mean Bluey's Daddy, sir. And other parents started hiring Mean Bluey's daddy to implement order at their kids' parties. He's even started a parenting YouTube channel called Meanie until the cease and desist letter from Disney comes.

He then commanded so much compliance for the rest of the party that the kids called him Mean Bluey's Daddy, sir. And other parents started hiring Mean Bluey's daddy to implement order at their kids' parties. He's even started a parenting YouTube channel called Meanie until the cease and desist letter from Disney comes.

In both cases, was it a kind of ceremonious thing? Did you sit them down and kind of hold hands? Like when my brother came out, he made my mom sit down and watch The Little Mermaid with him. And then he turned to her and told her. He came out to me at Chick-fil-A. I mean, everyone has their thing.

In both cases, was it a kind of ceremonious thing? Did you sit them down and kind of hold hands? Like when my brother came out, he made my mom sit down and watch The Little Mermaid with him. And then he turned to her and told her. He came out to me at Chick-fil-A. I mean, everyone has their thing.

In both cases, was it a kind of ceremonious thing? Did you sit them down and kind of hold hands? Like when my brother came out, he made my mom sit down and watch The Little Mermaid with him. And then he turned to her and told her. He came out to me at Chick-fil-A. I mean, everyone has their thing.

My safe word right now is I just look at my husband and say perimenopause and leave the room.

My safe word right now is I just look at my husband and say perimenopause and leave the room.

My safe word right now is I just look at my husband and say perimenopause and leave the room.

Yep. That means you got this now.

Yep. That means you got this now.

Yep. That means you got this now.

It's a threat and a reality.

It's a threat and a reality.

It's a threat and a reality.

A Goldilocks wedding, a medium-sized wedding.

A Goldilocks wedding, a medium-sized wedding.

A Goldilocks wedding, a medium-sized wedding.

This is not the new way. Oh, are they having both?