Hari Kundabolu

Everybody moves.

I think I saw you later at Taco Bell, still in zombie mode, biting into a chalupa like it was a brain.

No.

Not sure.

I was drinking a lot of hocus pocus that night.

If you see this, stop by the Five Guys Burger place where I work downtown.

I'll be the one limping slightly.

Real injury this time.

Holding a plate of leftover fries, waiting to feel alive again.

That's signed Fifi.

let's go to your next miss connection titled fang tastic encounter man for woman 38 Walgreens parking lot oh I always worry about Alexis when we get this deep into the puns yeah yeah this guy writes you were sitting in your car in full vampire makeup sipping a diet coke through those little fake fangs like you've been doing it for centuries

I was the guy in the inflatable T-Rex costume trying to grab a bag of Snickers from my trunk, but the tail kept closing the door on me.

Oh, like the sensor?

We locked eyes through your rearview mirror, and I swear, you mouthed, you're extinct.

Wow, that's kind of talking crap.

I don't know, it feels like a threat.

I shouted back, thank you.

But the fan inside my costume was so loud, it came out like a dying lawnmower.

Did you hear me?

I approached your car, and you rolled down the window to tell me, I only drink red.