Harlan Williams

When your first name is Ulala Wuhiha Ulala, Miller ain't fucking cutting it, guy.

Well, it was Black History Month, so... I didn't hear that.

It takes forever.

But I'm sort of distracted a little, my tender, tender love, by your giant ring.

You have a big, like, kind of Dracula-esque ring on your finger.

Can you tell me a little bit of the history of that heirloom, where it comes from, what the significance is to you and your family, and what it means to you personally?

And I don't really give a fuck anymore.

No, tell me about that ring.

That is a beauty.

I'm sort of like hypnotized by it a little.

You're welcome.

But does it mean anything?

Is there any symbolic meaning?

Because it's so elaborate.

It's almost like a hood ornament.

It's huge.

Like, is there any significance, any meaning?

Am I going to have to ask you any more times?

People just probably thought you escaped from Build-A-Bear or something like that.

Well, it's like if Meet the Robinsons could come to life, this is it right here.