Harlan Williams

Way to go, guy.

Thank you.

I'm going to let you suck the mucus from my wife's eyes later tonight.

Yeah.

I'm glad I can afford to fly first class now.

Not because I want to be bougie, but the seats are bigger.

I used to hate flying coach because every time I fly a coach, they would have to bring me a seatbelt extender.

And when those stewardess bring those seatbelt extenders, they hold that motherfucker high in the air.

They hold that motherfucker in the air like a WCW championship belt.

It's like, well, it's the big show.

I'm like, hey, ho, put that motherfucker down.

I don't think America has an anti-trans problem.

I think America has an anti-trying problem.

because nobody wants to see a fucking 6'5 nigga in high heels.

Like, nobody wants to see a 6'2 man with a fupa, you know what I'm saying?

It's like, if I want to see somebody tuck they stomach into they pants, I'll get me a Mexican bitch, you know what I mean?

Them Mexican hoes tuck the shit out of that stomach.

It's like, bitch, you ain't got no belly button?

What the fuck going on?

All you see is stomach.