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Harland Williams

👤 Person
729 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

what are you talking about that's amazing monster oh it is you're right yeah shoulders yeah i thought that ass crack was about to swallow a little chinese i was about to call child services on this person i was about to call molly made i don't even know what that means okay can we not okay all right we go back to the bina or whatever it was should i get the uh laser treatment you think

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

what are you talking about that's amazing monster oh it is you're right yeah shoulders yeah i thought that ass crack was about to swallow a little chinese i was about to call child services on this person i was about to call molly made i don't even know what that means okay can we not okay all right we go back to the bina or whatever it was should i get the uh laser treatment you think

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

what are you talking about that's amazing monster oh it is you're right yeah shoulders yeah i thought that ass crack was about to swallow a little chinese i was about to call child services on this person i was about to call molly made i don't even know what that means okay can we not okay all right we go back to the bina or whatever it was should i get the uh laser treatment you think

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dude, I think you need a snow shovel.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dude, I think you need a snow shovel.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dude, I think you need a snow shovel.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like, scrape that off. Like, dude. It's... Like, if your arse looks like that, I don't want to come to your house for Thanksgiving.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like, scrape that off. Like, dude. It's... Like, if your arse looks like that, I don't want to come to your house for Thanksgiving.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like, scrape that off. Like, dude. It's... Like, if your arse looks like that, I don't want to come to your house for Thanksgiving.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. Dude. Dude. I just feel like I looked at a panda that got hit by a truck. What the hell was that? I can't even see any pink. It's so hairy in there. It's like if Kenny G fell into the Grand Canyon. I couldn't get out. Like, that's what it looked like.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. Dude. Dude. I just feel like I looked at a panda that got hit by a truck. What the hell was that? I can't even see any pink. It's so hairy in there. It's like if Kenny G fell into the Grand Canyon. I couldn't get out. Like, that's what it looked like.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. Dude. Dude. I just feel like I looked at a panda that got hit by a truck. What the hell was that? I can't even see any pink. It's so hairy in there. It's like if Kenny G fell into the Grand Canyon. I couldn't get out. Like, that's what it looked like.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Isn't it funny? I won't look at a picture on a screen of an anonymous artist, but here I am more than happy to look at your face.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Isn't it funny? I won't look at a picture on a screen of an anonymous artist, but here I am more than happy to look at your face.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Isn't it funny? I won't look at a picture on a screen of an anonymous artist, but here I am more than happy to look at your face.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

freaking i know it's gross cyclops pink eye i'm gonna make you a sweater here's the thing i'm gonna make you a cashmere sweater with your ass hair well you know we could actually make an ass hair sweater oh you could yeah you can make barry manilow's spring fucking clothing line dude you can make an armenian boat will you show me yours what your asshole uh Can we do it later?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

freaking i know it's gross cyclops pink eye i'm gonna make you a sweater here's the thing i'm gonna make you a cashmere sweater with your ass hair well you know we could actually make an ass hair sweater oh you could yeah you can make barry manilow's spring fucking clothing line dude you can make an armenian boat will you show me yours what your asshole uh Can we do it later?