Harland Williams

Like, scrape that off. Like, dude. It's... Like, if your arse looks like that, I don't want to come to your house for Thanksgiving.

Like, scrape that off. Like, dude. It's... Like, if your arse looks like that, I don't want to come to your house for Thanksgiving.

Like, scrape that off. Like, dude. It's... Like, if your arse looks like that, I don't want to come to your house for Thanksgiving.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Dude. Dude. I just feel like I looked at a panda that got hit by a truck. What the hell was that? I can't even see any pink. It's so hairy in there. It's like if Kenny G fell into the Grand Canyon. I couldn't get out. Like, that's what it looked like.

Yeah. Dude. Dude. I just feel like I looked at a panda that got hit by a truck. What the hell was that? I can't even see any pink. It's so hairy in there. It's like if Kenny G fell into the Grand Canyon. I couldn't get out. Like, that's what it looked like.

Yeah. Dude. Dude. I just feel like I looked at a panda that got hit by a truck. What the hell was that? I can't even see any pink. It's so hairy in there. It's like if Kenny G fell into the Grand Canyon. I couldn't get out. Like, that's what it looked like.

Isn't it funny? I won't look at a picture on a screen of an anonymous artist, but here I am more than happy to look at your face.

Isn't it funny? I won't look at a picture on a screen of an anonymous artist, but here I am more than happy to look at your face.

Isn't it funny? I won't look at a picture on a screen of an anonymous artist, but here I am more than happy to look at your face.

freaking i know it's gross cyclops pink eye i'm gonna make you a sweater here's the thing i'm gonna make you a cashmere sweater with your ass hair well you know we could actually make an ass hair sweater oh you could yeah you can make barry manilow's spring fucking clothing line dude you can make an armenian boat will you show me yours what your asshole uh Can we do it later?

freaking i know it's gross cyclops pink eye i'm gonna make you a sweater here's the thing i'm gonna make you a cashmere sweater with your ass hair well you know we could actually make an ass hair sweater oh you could yeah you can make barry manilow's spring fucking clothing line dude you can make an armenian boat will you show me yours what your asshole uh Can we do it later?

freaking i know it's gross cyclops pink eye i'm gonna make you a sweater here's the thing i'm gonna make you a cashmere sweater with your ass hair well you know we could actually make an ass hair sweater oh you could yeah you can make barry manilow's spring fucking clothing line dude you can make an armenian boat will you show me yours what your asshole uh Can we do it later?

I like to do it when there's a little romance. Studio lights are one thing, but if we could do it in the moonlight with crickets chirping and maybe some Mario Speedwagon playing in the background, then I might.

I like to do it when there's a little romance. Studio lights are one thing, but if we could do it in the moonlight with crickets chirping and maybe some Mario Speedwagon playing in the background, then I might.

I like to do it when there's a little romance. Studio lights are one thing, but if we could do it in the moonlight with crickets chirping and maybe some Mario Speedwagon playing in the background, then I might.

And could you throw in a KFC Family Fun Pack or a Baconator?

And could you throw in a KFC Family Fun Pack or a Baconator?