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Harland Williams

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729 total appearances

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. So I don't know, but I guess it's a democratic process. They voted for it. So, you know, you make your bed, you sleep in it, right? Do you still go a lot? I do every second night. Every second night you go to Canada? Oh, no. You just said, do I go a lot? Oh, to the bathroom. No. What?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

power slam bro oh power slam yeah okay that's the i mean you ever been to england yeah yeah you go a lot mate you go hey you go hey give it a go hey you're locked to go so when you said that i immediately thought of that you meant in the bedroom yeah But do I go to Canada a lot? Yeah. Here and there. It's my home country, so I still have family there. All over the country or no?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

power slam bro oh power slam yeah okay that's the i mean you ever been to england yeah yeah you go a lot mate you go hey you go hey give it a go hey you're locked to go so when you said that i immediately thought of that you meant in the bedroom yeah But do I go to Canada a lot? Yeah. Here and there. It's my home country, so I still have family there. All over the country or no?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

power slam bro oh power slam yeah okay that's the i mean you ever been to england yeah yeah you go a lot mate you go hey you go hey give it a go hey you're locked to go so when you said that i immediately thought of that you meant in the bedroom yeah But do I go to Canada a lot? Yeah. Here and there. It's my home country, so I still have family there. All over the country or no?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, mostly in Ontario. Ontario, they call it. Ontario. Do you want to hear the song? People don't know that Ontario has its own anthem. Yeah, let's hear it. Imagine if Texas or Maine or Minnesota had its own anthem. Yeah. Canada has its national anthem. People don't know Ontario has an anthem. Give us a place to stand and a place to grow. We'll call this place Ontario.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, mostly in Ontario. Ontario, they call it. Ontario. Do you want to hear the song? People don't know that Ontario has its own anthem. Yeah, let's hear it. Imagine if Texas or Maine or Minnesota had its own anthem. Yeah. Canada has its national anthem. People don't know Ontario has an anthem. Give us a place to stand and a place to grow. We'll call this place Ontario.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, mostly in Ontario. Ontario, they call it. Ontario. Do you want to hear the song? People don't know that Ontario has its own anthem. Yeah, let's hear it. Imagine if Texas or Maine or Minnesota had its own anthem. Yeah. Canada has its national anthem. People don't know Ontario has an anthem. Give us a place to stand and a place to grow. We'll call this place Ontario.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

A place to stand, a place to grow. Ontario. You have a hairy arse. I didn't mean that last part. That's not part of the anthem. I'm not going to even take it like it was a dig at me. I know it wasn't a dig, but I almost added you to the anthem by accident. At the end, I accidentally sang You Have a Hairy Arse. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

A place to stand, a place to grow. Ontario. You have a hairy arse. I didn't mean that last part. That's not part of the anthem. I'm not going to even take it like it was a dig at me. I know it wasn't a dig, but I almost added you to the anthem by accident. At the end, I accidentally sang You Have a Hairy Arse. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

A place to stand, a place to grow. Ontario. You have a hairy arse. I didn't mean that last part. That's not part of the anthem. I'm not going to even take it like it was a dig at me. I know it wasn't a dig, but I almost added you to the anthem by accident. At the end, I accidentally sang You Have a Hairy Arse. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. What is it?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. What is it?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. What is it?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You have a hairy arse.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You have a hairy arse.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You have a hairy arse.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, that's the song. Are you BSing me right now? No. Hey, hey, guy. It's like, have a steak. Hold on, guy. Grab a gun. Guy. What? I'm an invited guest. Yeah. That makes me sort of special. I agree. So that makes me a special invited guest. Agree. So if you think I'm going to sit here in this kid's school or whatever this is. Yeah. And be BSed. By Dr. Johnny Hairy Asshole over here.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, that's the song. Are you BSing me right now? No. Hey, hey, guy. It's like, have a steak. Hold on, guy. Grab a gun. Guy. What? I'm an invited guest. Yeah. That makes me sort of special. I agree. So that makes me a special invited guest. Agree. So if you think I'm going to sit here in this kid's school or whatever this is. Yeah. And be BSed. By Dr. Johnny Hairy Asshole over here.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, that's the song. Are you BSing me right now? No. Hey, hey, guy. It's like, have a steak. Hold on, guy. Grab a gun. Guy. What? I'm an invited guest. Yeah. That makes me sort of special. I agree. So that makes me a special invited guest. Agree. So if you think I'm going to sit here in this kid's school or whatever this is. Yeah. And be BSed. By Dr. Johnny Hairy Asshole over here.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You got the wrong guy. Texas is the bestest.