Harland Williams

No, mostly in Ontario. Ontario, they call it. Ontario. Do you want to hear the song? People don't know that Ontario has its own anthem. Yeah, let's hear it. Imagine if Texas or Maine or Minnesota had its own anthem. Yeah. Canada has its national anthem. People don't know Ontario has an anthem. Give us a place to stand and a place to grow. We'll call this place Ontario.

A place to stand, a place to grow. Ontario. You have a hairy arse. I didn't mean that last part. That's not part of the anthem. I'm not going to even take it like it was a dig at me. I know it wasn't a dig, but I almost added you to the anthem by accident. At the end, I accidentally sang You Have a Hairy Arse. Yeah.

A place to stand, a place to grow. Ontario. You have a hairy arse. I didn't mean that last part. That's not part of the anthem. I'm not going to even take it like it was a dig at me. I know it wasn't a dig, but I almost added you to the anthem by accident. At the end, I accidentally sang You Have a Hairy Arse. Yeah.

A place to stand, a place to grow. Ontario. You have a hairy arse. I didn't mean that last part. That's not part of the anthem. I'm not going to even take it like it was a dig at me. I know it wasn't a dig, but I almost added you to the anthem by accident. At the end, I accidentally sang You Have a Hairy Arse. Yeah.

Yeah. What is it?

Yeah. What is it?

Yeah. What is it?

You have a hairy arse.

You have a hairy arse.

You have a hairy arse.

No, that's the song. Are you BSing me right now? No. Hey, hey, guy. It's like, have a steak. Hold on, guy. Grab a gun. Guy. What? I'm an invited guest. Yeah. That makes me sort of special. I agree. So that makes me a special invited guest. Agree. So if you think I'm going to sit here in this kid's school or whatever this is. Yeah. And be BSed. By Dr. Johnny Hairy Asshole over here.

No, that's the song. Are you BSing me right now? No. Hey, hey, guy. It's like, have a steak. Hold on, guy. Grab a gun. Guy. What? I'm an invited guest. Yeah. That makes me sort of special. I agree. So that makes me a special invited guest. Agree. So if you think I'm going to sit here in this kid's school or whatever this is. Yeah. And be BSed. By Dr. Johnny Hairy Asshole over here.

No, that's the song. Are you BSing me right now? No. Hey, hey, guy. It's like, have a steak. Hold on, guy. Grab a gun. Guy. What? I'm an invited guest. Yeah. That makes me sort of special. I agree. So that makes me a special invited guest. Agree. So if you think I'm going to sit here in this kid's school or whatever this is. Yeah. And be BSed. By Dr. Johnny Hairy Asshole over here.

You got the wrong guy. Texas is the bestest.

You got the wrong guy. Texas is the bestest.

You got the wrong guy. Texas is the bestest.

It sounds a little too regional. Is there any lines about go to the dollar store or shop at Winn-Dixie? Buc-ee's.

It sounds a little too regional. Is there any lines about go to the dollar store or shop at Winn-Dixie? Buc-ee's.

It sounds a little too regional. Is there any lines about go to the dollar store or shop at Winn-Dixie? Buc-ee's.

How's that? What's that one? I didn't hear it.