Harland Williams
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Podcast Appearances
I'm about 15 inches.
I'm about 15 inches.
I'm about 15 inches.
Oh, got you.
Oh, got you.
Oh, got you.
Well, what did you ask for?
Well, what did you ask for?
Well, what did you ask for?
I got to take a chest. Oh, okay. Because I wouldn't really want a sweater for that area anyways. What are you talking about? Just stuff. Pink stuff. Veiny stuff. Jesus Christ. Stuff with a mushroom cap on it. Dude. Like a pizza. What's your favorite pizza? Your what? I didn't say anything, guy. I didn't say anything. Fuck off.
I got to take a chest. Oh, okay. Because I wouldn't really want a sweater for that area anyways. What are you talking about? Just stuff. Pink stuff. Veiny stuff. Jesus Christ. Stuff with a mushroom cap on it. Dude. Like a pizza. What's your favorite pizza? Your what? I didn't say anything, guy. I didn't say anything. Fuck off.
I got to take a chest. Oh, okay. Because I wouldn't really want a sweater for that area anyways. What are you talking about? Just stuff. Pink stuff. Veiny stuff. Jesus Christ. Stuff with a mushroom cap on it. Dude. Like a pizza. What's your favorite pizza? Your what? I didn't say anything, guy. I didn't say anything. Fuck off.
It's your own show, but I'm going to have to ask you to roll your chair back about three inches and fuck off. Hey. Dude, I know it's your show. Here's what I'm asking. Never heard you say the F word. Roll your chair back about three inches and fuck off real nice for daddy. Three inches, guy. Surely you can do a three inch fuck off for me. Why do you keep saying the F word?
It's your own show, but I'm going to have to ask you to roll your chair back about three inches and fuck off. Hey. Dude, I know it's your show. Here's what I'm asking. Never heard you say the F word. Roll your chair back about three inches and fuck off real nice for daddy. Three inches, guy. Surely you can do a three inch fuck off for me. Why do you keep saying the F word?
It's your own show, but I'm going to have to ask you to roll your chair back about three inches and fuck off. Hey. Dude, I know it's your show. Here's what I'm asking. Never heard you say the F word. Roll your chair back about three inches and fuck off real nice for daddy. Three inches, guy. Surely you can do a three inch fuck off for me. Why do you keep saying the F word?
Two inches. Can you do a two inch roll back and do a real deep fuck off for daddy?
Two inches. Can you do a two inch roll back and do a real deep fuck off for daddy?
Two inches. Can you do a two inch roll back and do a real deep fuck off for daddy?
Well, you just showed me your arsehole, and I'm not allowed to say the F word? That's a different level. Did you just roll two? Yeah. Fuck off. I did. Okay, but I had to verify. I didn't know you'd rolled back already. You saw me do it. I know, but I wanted to verify. As a polite person, I wanted to confirm before I F'd you. Nicotine pouch? No, thanks. I'm straight.
Well, you just showed me your arsehole, and I'm not allowed to say the F word? That's a different level. Did you just roll two? Yeah. Fuck off. I did. Okay, but I had to verify. I didn't know you'd rolled back already. You saw me do it. I know, but I wanted to verify. As a polite person, I wanted to confirm before I F'd you. Nicotine pouch? No, thanks. I'm straight.