Harland Williams

Well, you just showed me your arsehole, and I'm not allowed to say the F word? That's a different level. Did you just roll two? Yeah. Fuck off. I did. Okay, but I had to verify. I didn't know you'd rolled back already. You saw me do it. I know, but I wanted to verify. As a polite person, I wanted to confirm before I F'd you. Nicotine pouch? No, thanks. I'm straight.

By the way, I tried one of those. Yeah. I was doing a gig in Kansas City. Yeah. My opener was this girl comic. I forget her name. My apologies.

By the way, I tried one of those. Yeah. I was doing a gig in Kansas City. Yeah. My opener was this girl comic. I forget her name. My apologies.

By the way, I tried one of those. Yeah. I was doing a gig in Kansas City. Yeah. My opener was this girl comic. I forget her name. My apologies.

And she's like eating those things all weekend. Yeah. And finally, they're nicotine things, right?

And she's like eating those things all weekend. Yeah. And finally, they're nicotine things, right?

And she's like eating those things all weekend. Yeah. And finally, they're nicotine things, right?

So I said, what are those? She goes, oh, they're little nicotine things. I've never had a cigarette in my life. I don't know. What strength was it?

So I said, what are those? She goes, oh, they're little nicotine things. I've never had a cigarette in my life. I don't know. What strength was it?

So I said, what are those? She goes, oh, they're little nicotine things. I've never had a cigarette in my life. I don't know. What strength was it?

Are you laughing because I never had a cigarette? Are you laughing about the story I'm about to tell?

Are you laughing because I never had a cigarette? Are you laughing about the story I'm about to tell?

Are you laughing because I never had a cigarette? Are you laughing about the story I'm about to tell?

So she said, do you want one? And I said, I'll take one. I'm not going to have it now. But I go, what do they do? She goes, oh, it just gives you a little buzz, like a little kick. And I thought, I've always heard about nicotine. I've always heard about the addiction and cigarettes. Never experienced that.

So she said, do you want one? And I said, I'll take one. I'm not going to have it now. But I go, what do they do? She goes, oh, it just gives you a little buzz, like a little kick. And I thought, I've always heard about nicotine. I've always heard about the addiction and cigarettes. Never experienced that.

So she said, do you want one? And I said, I'll take one. I'm not going to have it now. But I go, what do they do? She goes, oh, it just gives you a little buzz, like a little kick. And I thought, I've always heard about nicotine. I've always heard about the addiction and cigarettes. Never experienced that.

So she gives me one, little pack like you have. Yeah. I don't know that they come in different strengths. I take it home with me. I think it sat around for about a month. Oh, wow. And one morning, I was just sitting at my computer. It's probably like 10 in the morning. And I was feeling a little groggy. And I was like, you know, you're just like, you can't get the motor going.

So she gives me one, little pack like you have. Yeah. I don't know that they come in different strengths. I take it home with me. I think it sat around for about a month. Oh, wow. And one morning, I was just sitting at my computer. It's probably like 10 in the morning. And I was feeling a little groggy. And I was like, you know, you're just like, you can't get the motor going.

So she gives me one, little pack like you have. Yeah. I don't know that they come in different strengths. I take it home with me. I think it sat around for about a month. Oh, wow. And one morning, I was just sitting at my computer. It's probably like 10 in the morning. And I was feeling a little groggy. And I was like, you know, you're just like, you can't get the motor going.

And the thing was saying, you know what? Let's see what happens. And I put it in there thinking I'd get like this little tiny buzz like after you've had your first beer. Yeah. And dude, this thing hit me. I almost fainted. I literally, I had it in my mouth for about maybe eight minutes, and I thought it would level off, but it just kept going. I literally took it out.