Harland Williams

And the thing was saying, you know what? Let's see what happens. And I put it in there thinking I'd get like this little tiny buzz like after you've had your first beer. Yeah. And dude, this thing hit me. I almost fainted. I literally, I had it in my mouth for about maybe eight minutes, and I thought it would level off, but it just kept going. I literally took it out.

And the thing was saying, you know what? Let's see what happens. And I put it in there thinking I'd get like this little tiny buzz like after you've had your first beer. Yeah. And dude, this thing hit me. I almost fainted. I literally, I had it in my mouth for about maybe eight minutes, and I thought it would level off, but it just kept going. I literally took it out.

I wobbled back to my house, and I had to lay down for almost six hours. I almost threw up. Six hours? Six hours. I went right back to sleep. I almost fainted. Like, dude. You do another one after that? No, never. Okay. Shoot, I'm not even joking. It was brutal.

I wobbled back to my house, and I had to lay down for almost six hours. I almost threw up. Six hours? Six hours. I went right back to sleep. I almost fainted. Like, dude. You do another one after that? No, never. Okay. Shoot, I'm not even joking. It was brutal.

I wobbled back to my house, and I had to lay down for almost six hours. I almost threw up. Six hours? Six hours. I went right back to sleep. I almost fainted. Like, dude. You do another one after that? No, never. Okay. Shoot, I'm not even joking. It was brutal.

I don't know, but I mean, it was a girl, so it could have been that much. Right. Girls. Girls can't do what guys do. Right. No. I didn't say that. You did. I said it? I think you just said that. I was doing things with my eyes, but I think you said it, not me. If you play the tape back, it was you.

I don't know, but I mean, it was a girl, so it could have been that much. Right. Girls. Girls can't do what guys do. Right. No. I didn't say that. You did. I said it? I think you just said that. I was doing things with my eyes, but I think you said it, not me. If you play the tape back, it was you.

I don't know, but I mean, it was a girl, so it could have been that much. Right. Girls. Girls can't do what guys do. Right. No. I didn't say that. You did. I said it? I think you just said that. I was doing things with my eyes, but I think you said it, not me. If you play the tape back, it was you.

I probably drink it maybe once, twice a year.

I probably drink it maybe once, twice a year.

I probably drink it maybe once, twice a year.

Yeah, if I just happen to run into it and it's like I'm at a party or something, but it's very rare. That's extremely rare. When I was younger, I did it a little bit more, but I was never, like many major alcohols I've never had. Like rye and whiskey. You've never had? Yeah, I've never tasted a lot of true alcohol. Well, you've had beer? I've had beer. Beer's the one I sort of started.

Yeah, if I just happen to run into it and it's like I'm at a party or something, but it's very rare. That's extremely rare. When I was younger, I did it a little bit more, but I was never, like many major alcohols I've never had. Like rye and whiskey. You've never had? Yeah, I've never tasted a lot of true alcohol. Well, you've had beer? I've had beer. Beer's the one I sort of started.

Yeah, if I just happen to run into it and it's like I'm at a party or something, but it's very rare. That's extremely rare. When I was younger, I did it a little bit more, but I was never, like many major alcohols I've never had. Like rye and whiskey. You've never had? Yeah, I've never tasted a lot of true alcohol. Well, you've had beer? I've had beer. Beer's the one I sort of started.

I tried wine, and then I had my first margarita about seven years ago. I'd never had tequila my whole life. I'd never had whiskey. Vodka? Yeah. Vodka, I think I had one screwdriver once, like a couple of sips. Yeah.

I tried wine, and then I had my first margarita about seven years ago. I'd never had tequila my whole life. I'd never had whiskey. Vodka? Yeah. Vodka, I think I had one screwdriver once, like a couple of sips. Yeah.

I tried wine, and then I had my first margarita about seven years ago. I'd never had tequila my whole life. I'd never had whiskey. Vodka? Yeah. Vodka, I think I had one screwdriver once, like a couple of sips. Yeah.

No, I loved it. The effect of being drunk or buzzed is wonderful, but I just... I was always very leery of it because I always was worried it would cause damage to my instrument. I knew I wasn't going to be a doctor or a lawyer or someone that could make a living out of a book, out of academia. I knew my living would probably come from

No, I loved it. The effect of being drunk or buzzed is wonderful, but I just... I was always very leery of it because I always was worried it would cause damage to my instrument. I knew I wasn't going to be a doctor or a lawyer or someone that could make a living out of a book, out of academia. I knew my living would probably come from

No, I loved it. The effect of being drunk or buzzed is wonderful, but I just... I was always very leery of it because I always was worried it would cause damage to my instrument. I knew I wasn't going to be a doctor or a lawyer or someone that could make a living out of a book, out of academia. I knew my living would probably come from