Harland Williams

And she's like eating those things all weekend. Yeah. And finally, they're nicotine things, right?

So I said, what are those? She goes, oh, they're little nicotine things. I've never had a cigarette in my life. I don't know. What strength was it?

So I said, what are those? She goes, oh, they're little nicotine things. I've never had a cigarette in my life. I don't know. What strength was it?

So I said, what are those? She goes, oh, they're little nicotine things. I've never had a cigarette in my life. I don't know. What strength was it?

Are you laughing because I never had a cigarette? Are you laughing about the story I'm about to tell?

Are you laughing because I never had a cigarette? Are you laughing about the story I'm about to tell?

Are you laughing because I never had a cigarette? Are you laughing about the story I'm about to tell?

So she said, do you want one? And I said, I'll take one. I'm not going to have it now. But I go, what do they do? She goes, oh, it just gives you a little buzz, like a little kick. And I thought, I've always heard about nicotine. I've always heard about the addiction and cigarettes. Never experienced that.

So she said, do you want one? And I said, I'll take one. I'm not going to have it now. But I go, what do they do? She goes, oh, it just gives you a little buzz, like a little kick. And I thought, I've always heard about nicotine. I've always heard about the addiction and cigarettes. Never experienced that.

So she said, do you want one? And I said, I'll take one. I'm not going to have it now. But I go, what do they do? She goes, oh, it just gives you a little buzz, like a little kick. And I thought, I've always heard about nicotine. I've always heard about the addiction and cigarettes. Never experienced that.

So she gives me one, little pack like you have. Yeah. I don't know that they come in different strengths. I take it home with me. I think it sat around for about a month. Oh, wow. And one morning, I was just sitting at my computer. It's probably like 10 in the morning. And I was feeling a little groggy. And I was like, you know, you're just like, you can't get the motor going.

So she gives me one, little pack like you have. Yeah. I don't know that they come in different strengths. I take it home with me. I think it sat around for about a month. Oh, wow. And one morning, I was just sitting at my computer. It's probably like 10 in the morning. And I was feeling a little groggy. And I was like, you know, you're just like, you can't get the motor going.

So she gives me one, little pack like you have. Yeah. I don't know that they come in different strengths. I take it home with me. I think it sat around for about a month. Oh, wow. And one morning, I was just sitting at my computer. It's probably like 10 in the morning. And I was feeling a little groggy. And I was like, you know, you're just like, you can't get the motor going.

And the thing was saying, you know what? Let's see what happens. And I put it in there thinking I'd get like this little tiny buzz like after you've had your first beer. Yeah. And dude, this thing hit me. I almost fainted. I literally, I had it in my mouth for about maybe eight minutes, and I thought it would level off, but it just kept going. I literally took it out.

And the thing was saying, you know what? Let's see what happens. And I put it in there thinking I'd get like this little tiny buzz like after you've had your first beer. Yeah. And dude, this thing hit me. I almost fainted. I literally, I had it in my mouth for about maybe eight minutes, and I thought it would level off, but it just kept going. I literally took it out.

And the thing was saying, you know what? Let's see what happens. And I put it in there thinking I'd get like this little tiny buzz like after you've had your first beer. Yeah. And dude, this thing hit me. I almost fainted. I literally, I had it in my mouth for about maybe eight minutes, and I thought it would level off, but it just kept going. I literally took it out.

I wobbled back to my house, and I had to lay down for almost six hours. I almost threw up. Six hours? Six hours. I went right back to sleep. I almost fainted. Like, dude. You do another one after that? No, never. Okay. Shoot, I'm not even joking. It was brutal.

I wobbled back to my house, and I had to lay down for almost six hours. I almost threw up. Six hours? Six hours. I went right back to sleep. I almost fainted. Like, dude. You do another one after that? No, never. Okay. Shoot, I'm not even joking. It was brutal.

I wobbled back to my house, and I had to lay down for almost six hours. I almost threw up. Six hours? Six hours. I went right back to sleep. I almost fainted. Like, dude. You do another one after that? No, never. Okay. Shoot, I'm not even joking. It was brutal.

I don't know, but I mean, it was a girl, so it could have been that much. Right. Girls. Girls can't do what guys do. Right. No. I didn't say that. You did. I said it? I think you just said that. I was doing things with my eyes, but I think you said it, not me. If you play the tape back, it was you.