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Harland Williams

👤 Person
729 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

my instrument, my creativity, my ability to think on the fly, to be creative, artistic. You were right. So I've been very protective of my noggin, as they say. And so no drugs? Very, very little. Smoked pot a few times. Acid? I don't want to say, but if I did go to Burning Man, that might have been the place where I tried it. Mushrooms? And same there. Cocaine? No, never tried cocaine. Heroin?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

my instrument, my creativity, my ability to think on the fly, to be creative, artistic. You were right. So I've been very protective of my noggin, as they say. And so no drugs? Very, very little. Smoked pot a few times. Acid? I don't want to say, but if I did go to Burning Man, that might have been the place where I tried it. Mushrooms? And same there. Cocaine? No, never tried cocaine. Heroin?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

my instrument, my creativity, my ability to think on the fly, to be creative, artistic. You were right. So I've been very protective of my noggin, as they say. And so no drugs? Very, very little. Smoked pot a few times. Acid? I don't want to say, but if I did go to Burning Man, that might have been the place where I tried it. Mushrooms? And same there. Cocaine? No, never tried cocaine. Heroin?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, no. Meth? No, nothing hard like that. No, no. Okay. Very careful. There's things I've tried once out of curiosity, and that's it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, no. Meth? No, nothing hard like that. No, no. Okay. Very careful. There's things I've tried once out of curiosity, and that's it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No, no. Meth? No, nothing hard like that. No, no. Okay. Very careful. There's things I've tried once out of curiosity, and that's it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And by the way, marvel at like, I'm not endorsing it, but what a night I had. Like, I loved it. Yeah. It was euphoric and beautiful, but I'm disciplined enough to go, okay, you tried it. You tasted the flavor. Don't go back.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And by the way, marvel at like, I'm not endorsing it, but what a night I had. Like, I loved it. Yeah. It was euphoric and beautiful, but I'm disciplined enough to go, okay, you tried it. You tasted the flavor. Don't go back.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And by the way, marvel at like, I'm not endorsing it, but what a night I had. Like, I loved it. Yeah. It was euphoric and beautiful, but I'm disciplined enough to go, okay, you tried it. You tasted the flavor. Don't go back.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, I am. I was just more curious, but I also have an active imagination, so I wanted to see. I have friends that do that so regularly. Yeah, and maybe it doesn't do anything, but my assumption was that if you alter the chemistry and the biology that's already been created, maybe it's not a healthy thing, but maybe it is. What do I know? I'm not right about anything.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, I am. I was just more curious, but I also have an active imagination, so I wanted to see. I have friends that do that so regularly. Yeah, and maybe it doesn't do anything, but my assumption was that if you alter the chemistry and the biology that's already been created, maybe it's not a healthy thing, but maybe it is. What do I know? I'm not right about anything.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, I am. I was just more curious, but I also have an active imagination, so I wanted to see. I have friends that do that so regularly. Yeah, and maybe it doesn't do anything, but my assumption was that if you alter the chemistry and the biology that's already been created, maybe it's not a healthy thing, but maybe it is. What do I know? I'm not right about anything.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Very careful. Yeah. Yeah. Very careful about it. Wow. But, you know, then there's that old adage like. And I don't lean towards this, but I could also be open to it. You hear these stories about very creative people, you know, songwriters and poets and, you know. Drugs, man. Lukowski and Jackson Pollock and, you know, so many creative people. Hitler, very creative.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Very careful. Yeah. Yeah. Very careful about it. Wow. But, you know, then there's that old adage like. And I don't lean towards this, but I could also be open to it. You hear these stories about very creative people, you know, songwriters and poets and, you know. Drugs, man. Lukowski and Jackson Pollock and, you know, so many creative people. Hitler, very creative.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Very careful. Yeah. Yeah. Very careful about it. Wow. But, you know, then there's that old adage like. And I don't lean towards this, but I could also be open to it. You hear these stories about very creative people, you know, songwriters and poets and, you know. Drugs, man. Lukowski and Jackson Pollock and, you know, so many creative people. Hitler, very creative.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I don't know whether they thrived being under the influence or maybe it suppressed them more, but who's to say which end of the outcome served them better or served the world or society better? Some artists might not have thrived if they didn't have their dependencies and we never would have seen their work. That's true.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I don't know whether they thrived being under the influence or maybe it suppressed them more, but who's to say which end of the outcome served them better or served the world or society better? Some artists might not have thrived if they didn't have their dependencies and we never would have seen their work. That's true.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I don't know whether they thrived being under the influence or maybe it suppressed them more, but who's to say which end of the outcome served them better or served the world or society better? Some artists might not have thrived if they didn't have their dependencies and we never would have seen their work. That's true.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Well, the thing that always bothers me about that is you do have a lot of these rock stars and people and then they get later in life and they get clean and they more often than not come out with these statements like, man, I just see everything so clear now. What was I doing? And I wish I'd never done that. And imagine what I would have done if I never tried all this stuff.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Well, the thing that always bothers me about that is you do have a lot of these rock stars and people and then they get later in life and they get clean and they more often than not come out with these statements like, man, I just see everything so clear now. What was I doing? And I wish I'd never done that. And imagine what I would have done if I never tried all this stuff.