Harland Williams

I don't know, but I mean, it was a girl, so it could have been that much. Right. Girls. Girls can't do what guys do. Right. No. I didn't say that. You did. I said it? I think you just said that. I was doing things with my eyes, but I think you said it, not me. If you play the tape back, it was you.

I don't know, but I mean, it was a girl, so it could have been that much. Right. Girls. Girls can't do what guys do. Right. No. I didn't say that. You did. I said it? I think you just said that. I was doing things with my eyes, but I think you said it, not me. If you play the tape back, it was you.

I probably drink it maybe once, twice a year.

I probably drink it maybe once, twice a year.

I probably drink it maybe once, twice a year.

Yeah, if I just happen to run into it and it's like I'm at a party or something, but it's very rare. That's extremely rare. When I was younger, I did it a little bit more, but I was never, like many major alcohols I've never had. Like rye and whiskey. You've never had? Yeah, I've never tasted a lot of true alcohol. Well, you've had beer? I've had beer. Beer's the one I sort of started.

Yeah, if I just happen to run into it and it's like I'm at a party or something, but it's very rare. That's extremely rare. When I was younger, I did it a little bit more, but I was never, like many major alcohols I've never had. Like rye and whiskey. You've never had? Yeah, I've never tasted a lot of true alcohol. Well, you've had beer? I've had beer. Beer's the one I sort of started.

Yeah, if I just happen to run into it and it's like I'm at a party or something, but it's very rare. That's extremely rare. When I was younger, I did it a little bit more, but I was never, like many major alcohols I've never had. Like rye and whiskey. You've never had? Yeah, I've never tasted a lot of true alcohol. Well, you've had beer? I've had beer. Beer's the one I sort of started.

I tried wine, and then I had my first margarita about seven years ago. I'd never had tequila my whole life. I'd never had whiskey. Vodka? Yeah. Vodka, I think I had one screwdriver once, like a couple of sips. Yeah.

I tried wine, and then I had my first margarita about seven years ago. I'd never had tequila my whole life. I'd never had whiskey. Vodka? Yeah. Vodka, I think I had one screwdriver once, like a couple of sips. Yeah.

I tried wine, and then I had my first margarita about seven years ago. I'd never had tequila my whole life. I'd never had whiskey. Vodka? Yeah. Vodka, I think I had one screwdriver once, like a couple of sips. Yeah.

No, I loved it. The effect of being drunk or buzzed is wonderful, but I just... I was always very leery of it because I always was worried it would cause damage to my instrument. I knew I wasn't going to be a doctor or a lawyer or someone that could make a living out of a book, out of academia. I knew my living would probably come from

No, I loved it. The effect of being drunk or buzzed is wonderful, but I just... I was always very leery of it because I always was worried it would cause damage to my instrument. I knew I wasn't going to be a doctor or a lawyer or someone that could make a living out of a book, out of academia. I knew my living would probably come from

No, I loved it. The effect of being drunk or buzzed is wonderful, but I just... I was always very leery of it because I always was worried it would cause damage to my instrument. I knew I wasn't going to be a doctor or a lawyer or someone that could make a living out of a book, out of academia. I knew my living would probably come from

my instrument, my creativity, my ability to think on the fly, to be creative, artistic. You were right. So I've been very protective of my noggin, as they say. And so no drugs? Very, very little. Smoked pot a few times. Acid? I don't want to say, but if I did go to Burning Man, that might have been the place where I tried it. Mushrooms? And same there. Cocaine? No, never tried cocaine. Heroin?

my instrument, my creativity, my ability to think on the fly, to be creative, artistic. You were right. So I've been very protective of my noggin, as they say. And so no drugs? Very, very little. Smoked pot a few times. Acid? I don't want to say, but if I did go to Burning Man, that might have been the place where I tried it. Mushrooms? And same there. Cocaine? No, never tried cocaine. Heroin?

my instrument, my creativity, my ability to think on the fly, to be creative, artistic. You were right. So I've been very protective of my noggin, as they say. And so no drugs? Very, very little. Smoked pot a few times. Acid? I don't want to say, but if I did go to Burning Man, that might have been the place where I tried it. Mushrooms? And same there. Cocaine? No, never tried cocaine. Heroin?

No, no. Meth? No, nothing hard like that. No, no. Okay. Very careful. There's things I've tried once out of curiosity, and that's it.

No, no. Meth? No, nothing hard like that. No, no. Okay. Very careful. There's things I've tried once out of curiosity, and that's it.

No, no. Meth? No, nothing hard like that. No, no. Okay. Very careful. There's things I've tried once out of curiosity, and that's it.