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Harland Williams

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729 total appearances

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Well, the thing that always bothers me about that is you do have a lot of these rock stars and people and then they get later in life and they get clean and they more often than not come out with these statements like, man, I just see everything so clear now. What was I doing? And I wish I'd never done that. And imagine what I would have done if I never tried all this stuff.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And so I think the answer is there's no real answer, but I would just say, be careful of what you got. Because I think maybe in the moment you gain something creatively, but maybe down the road, does it lead to damage or does it lead to

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And so I think the answer is there's no real answer, but I would just say, be careful of what you got. Because I think maybe in the moment you gain something creatively, but maybe down the road, does it lead to damage or does it lead to

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And so I think the answer is there's no real answer, but I would just say, be careful of what you got. Because I think maybe in the moment you gain something creatively, but maybe down the road, does it lead to damage or does it lead to

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Mr. Gorbachev, do drugs, but just don't do too much. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, that sounds more right. Yeah. That was him. Who's your favorite dictator? Oh, wow. Good question. Well, this is going to sound... I don't want it to sound the wrong way. Yeah. But Hitler, not for his cruelty to humanity, his heinous, horrible crimes to Jews and all kinds of people. Right.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Mr. Gorbachev, do drugs, but just don't do too much. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, that sounds more right. Yeah. That was him. Who's your favorite dictator? Oh, wow. Good question. Well, this is going to sound... I don't want it to sound the wrong way. Yeah. But Hitler, not for his cruelty to humanity, his heinous, horrible crimes to Jews and all kinds of people. Right.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Mr. Gorbachev, do drugs, but just don't do too much. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, that sounds more right. Yeah. That was him. Who's your favorite dictator? Oh, wow. Good question. Well, this is going to sound... I don't want it to sound the wrong way. Yeah. But Hitler, not for his cruelty to humanity, his heinous, horrible crimes to Jews and all kinds of people. Right.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I would say if you take that away, Hitler and his... His pursuits of world domination pushed the limits of technology, pushed the limits of aeronautics, pushed the limits of a lot of things that, because of what he did in the war and his race for world domination, pushed these sciences down. And a lot of what he developed we now use today. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I would say if you take that away, Hitler and his... His pursuits of world domination pushed the limits of technology, pushed the limits of aeronautics, pushed the limits of a lot of things that, because of what he did in the war and his race for world domination, pushed these sciences down. And a lot of what he developed we now use today. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I would say if you take that away, Hitler and his... His pursuits of world domination pushed the limits of technology, pushed the limits of aeronautics, pushed the limits of a lot of things that, because of what he did in the war and his race for world domination, pushed these sciences down. And a lot of what he developed we now use today. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And maybe the one pursuit he pursued, which was a master race, he left behind with us a beautiful lesson in what not to do. Right. As much as he created things for us that we implement in our everyday lives today, we might not have space flight. We might not have... the aeronautics industry we have. We might not have the internet. We might not have a lot of things. He really pushed the envelope.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And maybe the one pursuit he pursued, which was a master race, he left behind with us a beautiful lesson in what not to do. Right. As much as he created things for us that we implement in our everyday lives today, we might not have space flight. We might not have... the aeronautics industry we have. We might not have the internet. We might not have a lot of things. He really pushed the envelope.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And maybe the one pursuit he pursued, which was a master race, he left behind with us a beautiful lesson in what not to do. Right. As much as he created things for us that we implement in our everyday lives today, we might not have space flight. We might not have... the aeronautics industry we have. We might not have the internet. We might not have a lot of things. He really pushed the envelope.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Is it fair to say Harlan Williams, big Hitler fan? No. It'd be fair to say Harlan meets Hitler, punches Hitler in the face with a hand-carved canoe paddle, slaps him in the face. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Is it fair to say Harlan Williams, big Hitler fan? No. It'd be fair to say Harlan meets Hitler, punches Hitler in the face with a hand-carved canoe paddle, slaps him in the face. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Is it fair to say Harlan Williams, big Hitler fan? No. It'd be fair to say Harlan meets Hitler, punches Hitler in the face with a hand-carved canoe paddle, slaps him in the face. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

um harley williams admires hitler let's just go with that no i'd say harland williams abhors hitler oh okay wants to grab his little mustache face yeah shove it in your hairy arse rub it around and when he comes out he looks like the lorax yeah that's how harlem feels about hitler but if we separate the heinous the genocide yeah

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

um harley williams admires hitler let's just go with that no i'd say harland williams abhors hitler oh okay wants to grab his little mustache face yeah shove it in your hairy arse rub it around and when he comes out he looks like the lorax yeah that's how harlem feels about hitler but if we separate the heinous the genocide yeah

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

um harley williams admires hitler let's just go with that no i'd say harland williams abhors hitler oh okay wants to grab his little mustache face yeah shove it in your hairy arse rub it around and when he comes out he looks like the lorax yeah that's how harlem feels about hitler but if we separate the heinous the genocide yeah

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

and we just extrapolate some of the contributions he inadvertently made as a byproduct, I mean, we'd all be hypocrites if we didn't say we all use them to this day because a lot of what he developed we institute in our modern technologies and even probably in the medical field. He did a lot of horrible things, but he somehow left behind... Things that we all use.