Harland Williams

No, but I fingered a calamari ring. It was at a Greek restaurant, Mr. Greek, down on Melrose the other night. Yeah. And they brought these delicious fried calamari rings. I thought they were deep fried assholes. Yeah, yeah. And I just grabbed on and it looked like the perfect fit and I put it on and it screamed. Yeah. I don't know if you ever had your food scream. No, so it was still alive.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

What do you mean? That's a big question. Put it in context.

What do you mean? That's a big question. Put it in context.

What do you mean? That's a big question. Put it in context.

Oh, you're talking pleasure.

Oh, you're talking pleasure.

Oh, you're talking pleasure.

i'm more like i like to go behind like a grassy knoll on a busy road and throw raw potatoes at old ladies driving by in cars they have to be raw like a like a picked potato i just love to throw it and hit like the side window while they're driving and they don't throw them off yeah what's your porn search like what do you like to look for i don't do that ever no how come that's for losers jesus you can't use your imagination

i'm more like i like to go behind like a grassy knoll on a busy road and throw raw potatoes at old ladies driving by in cars they have to be raw like a like a picked potato i just love to throw it and hit like the side window while they're driving and they don't throw them off yeah what's your porn search like what do you like to look for i don't do that ever no how come that's for losers jesus you can't use your imagination

i'm more like i like to go behind like a grassy knoll on a busy road and throw raw potatoes at old ladies driving by in cars they have to be raw like a like a picked potato i just love to throw it and hit like the side window while they're driving and they don't throw them off yeah what's your porn search like what do you like to look for i don't do that ever no how come that's for losers jesus you can't use your imagination

I mean, we can think of anything. Do you ever do like... We got people to Mars. We got people to the moon. I don't need to... I can imagine someone having squishy, squishy time. How about erotic drawings? Do you like those? It depends if I have a box of crayons. Because then... Because then it gets hot. Yeah. When you're drawing, they melt. No, erotic. I like erotic art. Yeah. Yeah. I do too.

I mean, we can think of anything. Do you ever do like... We got people to Mars. We got people to the moon. I don't need to... I can imagine someone having squishy, squishy time. How about erotic drawings? Do you like those? It depends if I have a box of crayons. Because then... Because then it gets hot. Yeah. When you're drawing, they melt. No, erotic. I like erotic art. Yeah. Yeah. I do too.

I mean, we can think of anything. Do you ever do like... We got people to Mars. We got people to the moon. I don't need to... I can imagine someone having squishy, squishy time. How about erotic drawings? Do you like those? It depends if I have a box of crayons. Because then... Because then it gets hot. Yeah. When you're drawing, they melt. No, erotic. I like erotic art. Yeah. Yeah. I do too.

You know.

You know.

You know.

Why are you asking about the porn thing? Do you indulge in that?