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Harland Williams

👤 Person
729 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It looks like nothing, guy. Can we just say your guy did nothing and my guy Hitler did a lot? Not my guy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It looks like nothing, guy. Can we just say your guy did nothing and my guy Hitler did a lot? Not my guy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like my guy side of the argument.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like my guy side of the argument.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like my guy side of the argument.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. And your guy's got nothing. Wow. And my guy probably gets you from town to town flying faster because of the work he did on jet engines in World War II. Just saying, Papa, don't preach. I'm keeping the baby face. Because your face, you look like a Madonna video from the 80s when I look at you.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. And your guy's got nothing. Wow. And my guy probably gets you from town to town flying faster because of the work he did on jet engines in World War II. Just saying, Papa, don't preach. I'm keeping the baby face. Because your face, you look like a Madonna video from the 80s when I look at you.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. And your guy's got nothing. Wow. And my guy probably gets you from town to town flying faster because of the work he did on jet engines in World War II. Just saying, Papa, don't preach. I'm keeping the baby face. Because your face, you look like a Madonna video from the 80s when I look at you.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, like cute like that. Seriously? And also like I want to shut it off with the remote, your face. But it's cute until I... Why would you shut it off if it's cute? Just because sometimes it's too cute, like a supernova.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, like cute like that. Seriously? And also like I want to shut it off with the remote, your face. But it's cute until I... Why would you shut it off if it's cute? Just because sometimes it's too cute, like a supernova.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, like cute like that. Seriously? And also like I want to shut it off with the remote, your face. But it's cute until I... Why would you shut it off if it's cute? Just because sometimes it's too cute, like a supernova.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We all love the sun, but when you get a supernova, when a sun or a star explodes in space, it creates a supernova, which is the hottest light almost next to magnesium burning, and then suddenly... Cute becomes dangerous. So you were on the edge of being too cute where my rods and cones were starting to incinerate. I want to write this down.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We all love the sun, but when you get a supernova, when a sun or a star explodes in space, it creates a supernova, which is the hottest light almost next to magnesium burning, and then suddenly... Cute becomes dangerous. So you were on the edge of being too cute where my rods and cones were starting to incinerate. I want to write this down.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We all love the sun, but when you get a supernova, when a sun or a star explodes in space, it creates a supernova, which is the hottest light almost next to magnesium burning, and then suddenly... Cute becomes dangerous. So you were on the edge of being too cute where my rods and cones were starting to incinerate. I want to write this down.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And daddy don't need no health issues for coming on two koalas in a bush or whatever the fuck this thing's called.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And daddy don't need no health issues for coming on two koalas in a bush or whatever the fuck this thing's called.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And daddy don't need no health issues for coming on two koalas in a bush or whatever the fuck this thing's called.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, is that right? I would get a tramp stamp of that, by the way, right over your giant hairy monster cave.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, is that right? I would get a tramp stamp of that, by the way, right over your giant hairy monster cave.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, is that right? I would get a tramp stamp of that, by the way, right over your giant hairy monster cave.