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Harland Williams

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
743 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Okay. You don't have to snap at me. Free health care.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, God, that's not that many. Big zero. Let's go to the negatives. All that stuff and he did nothing. I'm not even seeing cinnamon crumble on there. I thought maybe... He invented, by the way, those horseshoe things you put around your neck.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, God, that's not that many. Big zero. Let's go to the negatives. All that stuff and he did nothing. I'm not even seeing cinnamon crumble on there. I thought maybe... He invented, by the way, those horseshoe things you put around your neck.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, God, that's not that many. Big zero. Let's go to the negatives. All that stuff and he did nothing. I'm not even seeing cinnamon crumble on there. I thought maybe... He invented, by the way, those horseshoe things you put around your neck.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

If you're a horseshoe guy and you play it in your yard and your neighbors get cranky about the noise, the clanging, throw those neck pillows and play horseshoes. It's as soft as an angel's fart. Really? Just a tip, but let's get back to this. Sorry. Okay.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

If you're a horseshoe guy and you play it in your yard and your neighbors get cranky about the noise, the clanging, throw those neck pillows and play horseshoes. It's as soft as an angel's fart. Really? Just a tip, but let's get back to this. Sorry. Okay.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

If you're a horseshoe guy and you play it in your yard and your neighbors get cranky about the noise, the clanging, throw those neck pillows and play horseshoes. It's as soft as an angel's fart. Really? Just a tip, but let's get back to this. Sorry. Okay.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I didn't want to let that tip go. Do you play horseshoes? I love horseshoes. It's like clang, clang, clang, clang. Your neighbors are like, oh, this incessant horseshoe clanging. I'm going to drown the kids. But you use those things that people use on the airplanes. It's almost like hearing an angel do a popcorn fart at a Dolly Parton movie. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I didn't want to let that tip go. Do you play horseshoes? I love horseshoes. It's like clang, clang, clang, clang. Your neighbors are like, oh, this incessant horseshoe clanging. I'm going to drown the kids. But you use those things that people use on the airplanes. It's almost like hearing an angel do a popcorn fart at a Dolly Parton movie. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I didn't want to let that tip go. Do you play horseshoes? I love horseshoes. It's like clang, clang, clang, clang. Your neighbors are like, oh, this incessant horseshoe clanging. I'm going to drown the kids. But you use those things that people use on the airplanes. It's almost like hearing an angel do a popcorn fart at a Dolly Parton movie. Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Just saying.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Just saying.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Just saying.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It looks like nothing, guy. Can we just say your guy did nothing and my guy Hitler did a lot? Not my guy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It looks like nothing, guy. Can we just say your guy did nothing and my guy Hitler did a lot? Not my guy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

It looks like nothing, guy. Can we just say your guy did nothing and my guy Hitler did a lot? Not my guy.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like my guy side of the argument.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like my guy side of the argument.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like my guy side of the argument.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah. And your guy's got nothing. Wow. And my guy probably gets you from town to town flying faster because of the work he did on jet engines in World War II. Just saying, Papa, don't preach. I'm keeping the baby face. Because your face, you look like a Madonna video from the 80s when I look at you.