Harland Williams

Yeah. Yeah. Dated her. You dated Madonna? Yeah. When? Right after she left Sean Penn. She was like down. She was out. Sean was physically abusing her. Shit. And the night I cradled her in my arms, like sobbing, I had to dab lemon water and even onion water, some warm onion water on her face, like just crying like a leprechaun that stepped in some Shrek shit.

Yeah. Yeah. Dated her. You dated Madonna? Yeah. When? Right after she left Sean Penn. She was like down. She was out. Sean was physically abusing her. Shit. And the night I cradled her in my arms, like sobbing, I had to dab lemon water and even onion water, some warm onion water on her face, like just crying like a leprechaun that stepped in some Shrek shit.

Yeah. Yeah. Dated her. You dated Madonna? Yeah. When? Right after she left Sean Penn. She was like down. She was out. Sean was physically abusing her. Shit. And the night I cradled her in my arms, like sobbing, I had to dab lemon water and even onion water, some warm onion water on her face, like just crying like a leprechaun that stepped in some Shrek shit.

Is onion water good for like... It's good for sad people because onions cause you to cry. And so it sort of reverses the tear glands. So you dated her like 87, 88, something like that? 89, 99 in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003. You've had a lot of different... 2004. I mean, we were together a while. She was a beat up. She was abused.

Is onion water good for like... It's good for sad people because onions cause you to cry. And so it sort of reverses the tear glands. So you dated her like 87, 88, something like that? 89, 99 in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003. You've had a lot of different... 2004. I mean, we were together a while. She was a beat up. She was abused.

Is onion water good for like... It's good for sad people because onions cause you to cry. And so it sort of reverses the tear glands. So you dated her like 87, 88, something like that? 89, 99 in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003. You've had a lot of different... 2004. I mean, we were together a while. She was a beat up. She was abused.

And the nights that I rocked her in my arm, and sometimes she'd make me soak raisin bread, sudden-made raisin bread, a whole loaf in warm milk, and just sort of dab it around her face. She said it felt like being back in the womb. She felt like she was covered in placenta. And I would sing, Papa, don't preach. You're in trouble.

And the nights that I rocked her in my arm, and sometimes she'd make me soak raisin bread, sudden-made raisin bread, a whole loaf in warm milk, and just sort of dab it around her face. She said it felt like being back in the womb. She felt like she was covered in placenta. And I would sing, Papa, don't preach. You're in trouble.

And the nights that I rocked her in my arm, and sometimes she'd make me soak raisin bread, sudden-made raisin bread, a whole loaf in warm milk, and just sort of dab it around her face. She said it felt like being back in the womb. She felt like she was covered in placenta. And I would sing, Papa, don't preach. You're in trouble.

Yeah, and I would sing to her. Yeah.

Yeah, and I would sing to her. Yeah.

Yeah, and I would sing to her. Yeah.

And it was very tender. People see her as abrasive, as cutting edge.

And it was very tender. People see her as abrasive, as cutting edge.

And it was very tender. People see her as abrasive, as cutting edge.

Yeah, but somehow I was able to break her down and get to that soft side of Madonna. I used to call her Mike. We didn't even use Madonna. I just called her Mike, and I'd hold her, and sometimes I'd be holding her. She'd be naked and covered in onion water, and I'd sprinkle cinnamon on her.

Yeah, but somehow I was able to break her down and get to that soft side of Madonna. I used to call her Mike. We didn't even use Madonna. I just called her Mike, and I'd hold her, and sometimes I'd be holding her. She'd be naked and covered in onion water, and I'd sprinkle cinnamon on her.

Yeah, but somehow I was able to break her down and get to that soft side of Madonna. I used to call her Mike. We didn't even use Madonna. I just called her Mike, and I'd hold her, and sometimes I'd be holding her. She'd be naked and covered in onion water, and I'd sprinkle cinnamon on her.

And it almost tenderized her that hard. Yeah. that Madonna exterior, like a virgin, but I got her to a place where it looked like she'd been rolled like 400 times behind a Dairy Queen by truck drivers. Like nowhere near like the virgin thing. And I was able to break that down for her and give that to her. I almost lost a lot of years off of my life because I... You were so dedicated to her.

And it almost tenderized her that hard. Yeah. that Madonna exterior, like a virgin, but I got her to a place where it looked like she'd been rolled like 400 times behind a Dairy Queen by truck drivers. Like nowhere near like the virgin thing. And I was able to break that down for her and give that to her. I almost lost a lot of years off of my life because I... You were so dedicated to her.