Harland Williams

Are you bullshitting me right now? Because I'll give you a third one. Dude, you're bullshitting. I'm not bullshitting you. Back it up about five inches, guy. I don't have any more room. Let me hear it hit the wall.

Are you bullshitting me right now? Because I'll give you a third one. Dude, you're bullshitting. I'm not bullshitting you. Back it up about five inches, guy. I don't have any more room. Let me hear it hit the wall.

But I'll still do it. Maybe I'll come. One of these days. We've worked together before. Yeah. You don't remember where, do you? Where was it? Melrose? Ass. Ass? You don't remember? Oh, Montreal. No. Where? Florida. At? Remember the Hard Rock Casino, that club down there? In Fart Lauderdale? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we worked together there. We did? Yeah. Yeah, you don't remember? No.

But I'll still do it. Maybe I'll come. One of these days. We've worked together before. Yeah. You don't remember where, do you? Where was it? Melrose? Ass. Ass? You don't remember? Oh, Montreal. No. Where? Florida. At? Remember the Hard Rock Casino, that club down there? In Fart Lauderdale? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we worked together there. We did? Yeah. Yeah, you don't remember? No.

But I'll still do it. Maybe I'll come. One of these days. We've worked together before. Yeah. You don't remember where, do you? Where was it? Melrose? Ass. Ass? You don't remember? Oh, Montreal. No. Where? Florida. At? Remember the Hard Rock Casino, that club down there? In Fart Lauderdale? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we worked together there. We did? Yeah. Yeah, you don't remember? No.

Yeah, we did a whole weekend together. What? That's where we met. No. Well, it's where we first worked together. We worked together a whole weekend there?

Yeah, we did a whole weekend together. What? That's where we met. No. Well, it's where we first worked together. We worked together a whole weekend there?

Yeah, we did a whole weekend together. What? That's where we met. No. Well, it's where we first worked together. We worked together a whole weekend there?

No. Fine, be that way. And this is the guy I'm going to go up on the hill under the full moon and show my arse to? Pretty combative for an arse guy. Did we really do that? Mm-hmm. You don't remember? How long ago was this? Oh, dude, this was 20 years ago. We worked together at the Hard Rock... Cafe, the Improv.

No. Fine, be that way. And this is the guy I'm going to go up on the hill under the full moon and show my arse to? Pretty combative for an arse guy. Did we really do that? Mm-hmm. You don't remember? How long ago was this? Oh, dude, this was 20 years ago. We worked together at the Hard Rock... Cafe, the Improv.

No. Fine, be that way. And this is the guy I'm going to go up on the hill under the full moon and show my arse to? Pretty combative for an arse guy. Did we really do that? Mm-hmm. You don't remember? How long ago was this? Oh, dude, this was 20 years ago. We worked together at the Hard Rock... Cafe, the Improv.

Yeah, it was at the Semiloy... The Seminal Hard Rock. Seminal... Salmonella casino or whatever it was. The semen hole. Yeah, you don't remember, huh? No. That was fun, yeah. You know why I liked it? Because it was the first time when your comics, like us, and we're always sort of, we don't get to work together a lot. So it was the first time I really got to work with you and see you do your show.

Yeah, it was at the Semiloy... The Seminal Hard Rock. Seminal... Salmonella casino or whatever it was. The semen hole. Yeah, you don't remember, huh? No. That was fun, yeah. You know why I liked it? Because it was the first time when your comics, like us, and we're always sort of, we don't get to work together a lot. So it was the first time I really got to work with you and see you do your show.

Yeah, it was at the Semiloy... The Seminal Hard Rock. Seminal... Salmonella casino or whatever it was. The semen hole. Yeah, you don't remember, huh? No. That was fun, yeah. You know why I liked it? Because it was the first time when your comics, like us, and we're always sort of, we don't get to work together a lot. So it was the first time I really got to work with you and see you do your show.

Yeah, yeah. And I remember how funny you were. Oh, thanks, man. And I remember it was just like, oh, I like this guy. We'd probably bumped into each other, but when you do a weekend, you have to do four nights together and six shows. So I got... Did you just crack one?

Yeah, yeah. And I remember how funny you were. Oh, thanks, man. And I remember it was just like, oh, I like this guy. We'd probably bumped into each other, but when you do a weekend, you have to do four nights together and six shows. So I got... Did you just crack one?

Yeah, yeah. And I remember how funny you were. Oh, thanks, man. And I remember it was just like, oh, I like this guy. We'd probably bumped into each other, but when you do a weekend, you have to do four nights together and six shows. So I got... Did you just crack one?

Dude, either your chair fucks the tin man at night, or you just cracked like a... No. I heard almost like an 18-wheeler grind into a halt just before hitting a baby on the 15 to Bakersfield.

Dude, either your chair fucks the tin man at night, or you just cracked like a... No. I heard almost like an 18-wheeler grind into a halt just before hitting a baby on the 15 to Bakersfield.

Dude, either your chair fucks the tin man at night, or you just cracked like a... No. I heard almost like an 18-wheeler grind into a halt just before hitting a baby on the 15 to Bakersfield.