Harland Williams

I've heard it around town, down at the tattoo parlors, at the rub and tug, at the pinball joint. Yeah. Silver teeth Timmy. I love that shit. But yeah, I'll go tanning with you.

I'm not sure. You'd have to look at my website if you want to go there even. Yeah, we're going to go there. Oh, wow. There it is. Oh, you look so happy there. Yeah, unlike here. Tour dates. Oh, here we go. Thanks, man. Look at you helping me out. Ontario. Oh, some of them are out of date, but I would say go past. All right, there we go. The Royal Theater in Toronto. It's Toronto.

I'm not sure. You'd have to look at my website if you want to go there even. Yeah, we're going to go there. Oh, wow. There it is. Oh, you look so happy there. Yeah, unlike here. Tour dates. Oh, here we go. Thanks, man. Look at you helping me out. Ontario. Oh, some of them are out of date, but I would say go past. All right, there we go. The Royal Theater in Toronto. It's Toronto.

I'm not sure. You'd have to look at my website if you want to go there even. Yeah, we're going to go there. Oh, wow. There it is. Oh, you look so happy there. Yeah, unlike here. Tour dates. Oh, here we go. Thanks, man. Look at you helping me out. Ontario. Oh, some of them are out of date, but I would say go past. All right, there we go. The Royal Theater in Toronto. It's Toronto.

How do you say it? Toronto. I'm from there, guy. No, listen, it's Toronto. Toronto.

How do you say it? Toronto. I'm from there, guy. No, listen, it's Toronto. Toronto.

How do you say it? Toronto. I'm from there, guy. No, listen, it's Toronto. Toronto.

I don't know if those, some of those are up in the air, I think, but we can say it. But there's one I want to plug is the, in June 22nd. Yeah. I'm in DC. There's a theater in DC. There it is. The Washington, what's it called? The Howard Theater. Howard Theater. I haven't been to Washington, D.C. forever, so I really want to get, that's the one I want to focus on.

I don't know if those, some of those are up in the air, I think, but we can say it. But there's one I want to plug is the, in June 22nd. Yeah. I'm in DC. There's a theater in DC. There it is. The Washington, what's it called? The Howard Theater. Howard Theater. I haven't been to Washington, D.C. forever, so I really want to get, that's the one I want to focus on.

I don't know if those, some of those are up in the air, I think, but we can say it. But there's one I want to plug is the, in June 22nd. Yeah. I'm in DC. There's a theater in DC. There it is. The Washington, what's it called? The Howard Theater. Howard Theater. I haven't been to Washington, D.C. forever, so I really want to get, that's the one I want to focus on.

That's the one I'd love people to get tickets to come out to the Howard 22nd.

That's the one I'd love people to get tickets to come out to the Howard 22nd.

That's the one I'd love people to get tickets to come out to the Howard 22nd.

You look that up? I'm not going to sit here and play word games with you. I'm trying to promote my dates. I'm just, I'm asking, man. And just, can I announce something? Mm-hmm. Folks, just in case you're wondering, I'm just announcing this. I'm just throwing this in. Tom Segura and I are going to do a split headlining at the Howard Theater.

You look that up? I'm not going to sit here and play word games with you. I'm trying to promote my dates. I'm just, I'm asking, man. And just, can I announce something? Mm-hmm. Folks, just in case you're wondering, I'm just announcing this. I'm just throwing this in. Tom Segura and I are going to do a split headlining at the Howard Theater.

You look that up? I'm not going to sit here and play word games with you. I'm trying to promote my dates. I'm just, I'm asking, man. And just, can I announce something? Mm-hmm. Folks, just in case you're wondering, I'm just announcing this. I'm just throwing this in. Tom Segura and I are going to do a split headlining at the Howard Theater.

It's me and him, Tom Segura and Harlan, and we'll flip a coin to see who goes first. Okay. But it's Tom and I. Tom's going to do two hours. I'm going to do about 20, 20 minutes. Yeah. And so you don't want to miss the Howard Theater. Howard Theater. Wait, you're going along with this? Yeah, the 22nd of June. I just came up with it right now. You're in? You're not in.

It's me and him, Tom Segura and Harlan, and we'll flip a coin to see who goes first. Okay. But it's Tom and I. Tom's going to do two hours. I'm going to do about 20, 20 minutes. Yeah. And so you don't want to miss the Howard Theater. Howard Theater. Wait, you're going along with this? Yeah, the 22nd of June. I just came up with it right now. You're in? You're not in.

It's me and him, Tom Segura and Harlan, and we'll flip a coin to see who goes first. Okay. But it's Tom and I. Tom's going to do two hours. I'm going to do about 20, 20 minutes. Yeah. And so you don't want to miss the Howard Theater. Howard Theater. Wait, you're going along with this? Yeah, the 22nd of June. I just came up with it right now. You're in? You're not in.

Are you bullshitting me right now? Because I'll give you a third one. Dude, you're bullshitting. I'm not bullshitting you. Back it up about five inches, guy. I don't have any more room. Let me hear it hit the wall.