Harland Williams

You look that up? I'm not going to sit here and play word games with you. I'm trying to promote my dates. I'm just, I'm asking, man. And just, can I announce something? Mm-hmm. Folks, just in case you're wondering, I'm just announcing this. I'm just throwing this in. Tom Segura and I are going to do a split headlining at the Howard Theater.

You look that up? I'm not going to sit here and play word games with you. I'm trying to promote my dates. I'm just, I'm asking, man. And just, can I announce something? Mm-hmm. Folks, just in case you're wondering, I'm just announcing this. I'm just throwing this in. Tom Segura and I are going to do a split headlining at the Howard Theater.

It's me and him, Tom Segura and Harlan, and we'll flip a coin to see who goes first. Okay. But it's Tom and I. Tom's going to do two hours. I'm going to do about 20, 20 minutes. Yeah. And so you don't want to miss the Howard Theater. Howard Theater. Wait, you're going along with this? Yeah, the 22nd of June. I just came up with it right now. You're in? You're not in.

It's me and him, Tom Segura and Harlan, and we'll flip a coin to see who goes first. Okay. But it's Tom and I. Tom's going to do two hours. I'm going to do about 20, 20 minutes. Yeah. And so you don't want to miss the Howard Theater. Howard Theater. Wait, you're going along with this? Yeah, the 22nd of June. I just came up with it right now. You're in? You're not in.

It's me and him, Tom Segura and Harlan, and we'll flip a coin to see who goes first. Okay. But it's Tom and I. Tom's going to do two hours. I'm going to do about 20, 20 minutes. Yeah. And so you don't want to miss the Howard Theater. Howard Theater. Wait, you're going along with this? Yeah, the 22nd of June. I just came up with it right now. You're in? You're not in.

Are you bullshitting me right now? Because I'll give you a third one. Dude, you're bullshitting. I'm not bullshitting you. Back it up about five inches, guy. I don't have any more room. Let me hear it hit the wall.

Are you bullshitting me right now? Because I'll give you a third one. Dude, you're bullshitting. I'm not bullshitting you. Back it up about five inches, guy. I don't have any more room. Let me hear it hit the wall.

Are you bullshitting me right now? Because I'll give you a third one. Dude, you're bullshitting. I'm not bullshitting you. Back it up about five inches, guy. I don't have any more room. Let me hear it hit the wall.

But I'll still do it. Maybe I'll come. One of these days. We've worked together before. Yeah. You don't remember where, do you? Where was it? Melrose? Ass. Ass? You don't remember? Oh, Montreal. No. Where? Florida. At? Remember the Hard Rock Casino, that club down there? In Fart Lauderdale? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we worked together there. We did? Yeah. Yeah, you don't remember? No.

But I'll still do it. Maybe I'll come. One of these days. We've worked together before. Yeah. You don't remember where, do you? Where was it? Melrose? Ass. Ass? You don't remember? Oh, Montreal. No. Where? Florida. At? Remember the Hard Rock Casino, that club down there? In Fart Lauderdale? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we worked together there. We did? Yeah. Yeah, you don't remember? No.

But I'll still do it. Maybe I'll come. One of these days. We've worked together before. Yeah. You don't remember where, do you? Where was it? Melrose? Ass. Ass? You don't remember? Oh, Montreal. No. Where? Florida. At? Remember the Hard Rock Casino, that club down there? In Fart Lauderdale? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we worked together there. We did? Yeah. Yeah, you don't remember? No.

Yeah, we did a whole weekend together. What? That's where we met. No. Well, it's where we first worked together. We worked together a whole weekend there?

Yeah, we did a whole weekend together. What? That's where we met. No. Well, it's where we first worked together. We worked together a whole weekend there?

Yeah, we did a whole weekend together. What? That's where we met. No. Well, it's where we first worked together. We worked together a whole weekend there?

No. Fine, be that way. And this is the guy I'm going to go up on the hill under the full moon and show my arse to? Pretty combative for an arse guy. Did we really do that? Mm-hmm. You don't remember? How long ago was this? Oh, dude, this was 20 years ago. We worked together at the Hard Rock... Cafe, the Improv.

No. Fine, be that way. And this is the guy I'm going to go up on the hill under the full moon and show my arse to? Pretty combative for an arse guy. Did we really do that? Mm-hmm. You don't remember? How long ago was this? Oh, dude, this was 20 years ago. We worked together at the Hard Rock... Cafe, the Improv.

No. Fine, be that way. And this is the guy I'm going to go up on the hill under the full moon and show my arse to? Pretty combative for an arse guy. Did we really do that? Mm-hmm. You don't remember? How long ago was this? Oh, dude, this was 20 years ago. We worked together at the Hard Rock... Cafe, the Improv.

Yeah, it was at the Semiloy... The Seminal Hard Rock. Seminal... Salmonella casino or whatever it was. The semen hole. Yeah, you don't remember, huh? No. That was fun, yeah. You know why I liked it? Because it was the first time when your comics, like us, and we're always sort of, we don't get to work together a lot. So it was the first time I really got to work with you and see you do your show.

Yeah, it was at the Semiloy... The Seminal Hard Rock. Seminal... Salmonella casino or whatever it was. The semen hole. Yeah, you don't remember, huh? No. That was fun, yeah. You know why I liked it? Because it was the first time when your comics, like us, and we're always sort of, we don't get to work together a lot. So it was the first time I really got to work with you and see you do your show.

Yeah, it was at the Semiloy... The Seminal Hard Rock. Seminal... Salmonella casino or whatever it was. The semen hole. Yeah, you don't remember, huh? No. That was fun, yeah. You know why I liked it? Because it was the first time when your comics, like us, and we're always sort of, we don't get to work together a lot. So it was the first time I really got to work with you and see you do your show.