Harland Williams

I like to do fun designs, too. I mix my tanning with crafts. What I'll do is I'll lay on the table, and then I'll get a hot dog wiener, an Oktoberfest wiener, and I'll lay it on my stomach in an onion ring. I'll stick it in an onion ring, and then when the tan's done, I take them off. I have this big white spot, and it looks like fucky time on my stomach. Yeah, yeah.

fucky time it's like the Oktoberfest wieners right through the onion ring and it looks like it's like fucky time like fucky time Are you being condescending right now, guy? No, not at all, man. You invited me to tan. I didn't invite you. I know. Silver teeth Timmy or whatever they call you. How do you know they call me silver teeth? I don't know.

fucky time it's like the Oktoberfest wieners right through the onion ring and it looks like it's like fucky time like fucky time Are you being condescending right now, guy? No, not at all, man. You invited me to tan. I didn't invite you. I know. Silver teeth Timmy or whatever they call you. How do you know they call me silver teeth? I don't know.

fucky time it's like the Oktoberfest wieners right through the onion ring and it looks like it's like fucky time like fucky time Are you being condescending right now, guy? No, not at all, man. You invited me to tan. I didn't invite you. I know. Silver teeth Timmy or whatever they call you. How do you know they call me silver teeth? I don't know.

I've heard it around town, down at the tattoo parlors, at the rub and tug, at the pinball joint. Yeah. Silver teeth Timmy. I love that shit. But yeah, I'll go tanning with you.

I've heard it around town, down at the tattoo parlors, at the rub and tug, at the pinball joint. Yeah. Silver teeth Timmy. I love that shit. But yeah, I'll go tanning with you.

I've heard it around town, down at the tattoo parlors, at the rub and tug, at the pinball joint. Yeah. Silver teeth Timmy. I love that shit. But yeah, I'll go tanning with you.

I'm not sure. You'd have to look at my website if you want to go there even. Yeah, we're going to go there. Oh, wow. There it is. Oh, you look so happy there. Yeah, unlike here. Tour dates. Oh, here we go. Thanks, man. Look at you helping me out. Ontario. Oh, some of them are out of date, but I would say go past. All right, there we go. The Royal Theater in Toronto. It's Toronto.

I'm not sure. You'd have to look at my website if you want to go there even. Yeah, we're going to go there. Oh, wow. There it is. Oh, you look so happy there. Yeah, unlike here. Tour dates. Oh, here we go. Thanks, man. Look at you helping me out. Ontario. Oh, some of them are out of date, but I would say go past. All right, there we go. The Royal Theater in Toronto. It's Toronto.

I'm not sure. You'd have to look at my website if you want to go there even. Yeah, we're going to go there. Oh, wow. There it is. Oh, you look so happy there. Yeah, unlike here. Tour dates. Oh, here we go. Thanks, man. Look at you helping me out. Ontario. Oh, some of them are out of date, but I would say go past. All right, there we go. The Royal Theater in Toronto. It's Toronto.

How do you say it? Toronto. I'm from there, guy. No, listen, it's Toronto. Toronto.

How do you say it? Toronto. I'm from there, guy. No, listen, it's Toronto. Toronto.

How do you say it? Toronto. I'm from there, guy. No, listen, it's Toronto. Toronto.

I don't know if those, some of those are up in the air, I think, but we can say it. But there's one I want to plug is the, in June 22nd. Yeah. I'm in DC. There's a theater in DC. There it is. The Washington, what's it called? The Howard Theater. Howard Theater. I haven't been to Washington, D.C. forever, so I really want to get, that's the one I want to focus on.

I don't know if those, some of those are up in the air, I think, but we can say it. But there's one I want to plug is the, in June 22nd. Yeah. I'm in DC. There's a theater in DC. There it is. The Washington, what's it called? The Howard Theater. Howard Theater. I haven't been to Washington, D.C. forever, so I really want to get, that's the one I want to focus on.

I don't know if those, some of those are up in the air, I think, but we can say it. But there's one I want to plug is the, in June 22nd. Yeah. I'm in DC. There's a theater in DC. There it is. The Washington, what's it called? The Howard Theater. Howard Theater. I haven't been to Washington, D.C. forever, so I really want to get, that's the one I want to focus on.

That's the one I'd love people to get tickets to come out to the Howard 22nd.

That's the one I'd love people to get tickets to come out to the Howard 22nd.

That's the one I'd love people to get tickets to come out to the Howard 22nd.

You look that up? I'm not going to sit here and play word games with you. I'm trying to promote my dates. I'm just, I'm asking, man. And just, can I announce something? Mm-hmm. Folks, just in case you're wondering, I'm just announcing this. I'm just throwing this in. Tom Segura and I are going to do a split headlining at the Howard Theater.