Harland Williams

What do we get? One tan line. But when you're a girl, you got the bikini. You got the tan lines above your hips. You got the strap tan lines. And I'm like, enough. I want tan lines. So I transitioned. I was in Bermuda. It was three weeks at the Bikiti Resort. And I laid around. I got tanned. I looked like a pack of bacon at Kenny Rogers' funeral. You want to get spray tanned right after this?

What do we get? One tan line. But when you're a girl, you got the bikini. You got the tan lines above your hips. You got the strap tan lines. And I'm like, enough. I want tan lines. So I transitioned. I was in Bermuda. It was three weeks at the Bikiti Resort. And I laid around. I got tanned. I looked like a pack of bacon at Kenny Rogers' funeral. You want to get spray tanned right after this?

What do we get? One tan line. But when you're a girl, you got the bikini. You got the tan lines above your hips. You got the strap tan lines. And I'm like, enough. I want tan lines. So I transitioned. I was in Bermuda. It was three weeks at the Bikiti Resort. And I laid around. I got tanned. I looked like a pack of bacon at Kenny Rogers' funeral. You want to get spray tanned right after this?

I'd love to. I go to a place called Tantastic down on 9th. Where do you go?

I'd love to. I go to a place called Tantastic down on 9th. Where do you go?

I'd love to. I go to a place called Tantastic down on 9th. Where do you go?

Isn't that in the national anthem?

Isn't that in the national anthem?

Isn't that in the national anthem?

Yeah, I thought I recognized that line. We go to Nexus, we go get tanned together. Yeah.

Yeah, I thought I recognized that line. We go to Nexus, we go get tanned together. Yeah.

Yeah, I thought I recognized that line. We go to Nexus, we go get tanned together. Yeah.

I like to do fun designs, too. I mix my tanning with crafts. What I'll do is I'll lay on the table, and then I'll get a hot dog wiener, an Oktoberfest wiener, and I'll lay it on my stomach in an onion ring. I'll stick it in an onion ring, and then when the tan's done, I take them off. I have this big white spot, and it looks like fucky time on my stomach. Yeah, yeah.

I like to do fun designs, too. I mix my tanning with crafts. What I'll do is I'll lay on the table, and then I'll get a hot dog wiener, an Oktoberfest wiener, and I'll lay it on my stomach in an onion ring. I'll stick it in an onion ring, and then when the tan's done, I take them off. I have this big white spot, and it looks like fucky time on my stomach. Yeah, yeah.

I like to do fun designs, too. I mix my tanning with crafts. What I'll do is I'll lay on the table, and then I'll get a hot dog wiener, an Oktoberfest wiener, and I'll lay it on my stomach in an onion ring. I'll stick it in an onion ring, and then when the tan's done, I take them off. I have this big white spot, and it looks like fucky time on my stomach. Yeah, yeah.

fucky time it's like the Oktoberfest wieners right through the onion ring and it looks like it's like fucky time like fucky time Are you being condescending right now, guy? No, not at all, man. You invited me to tan. I didn't invite you. I know. Silver teeth Timmy or whatever they call you. How do you know they call me silver teeth? I don't know.

fucky time it's like the Oktoberfest wieners right through the onion ring and it looks like it's like fucky time like fucky time Are you being condescending right now, guy? No, not at all, man. You invited me to tan. I didn't invite you. I know. Silver teeth Timmy or whatever they call you. How do you know they call me silver teeth? I don't know.

fucky time it's like the Oktoberfest wieners right through the onion ring and it looks like it's like fucky time like fucky time Are you being condescending right now, guy? No, not at all, man. You invited me to tan. I didn't invite you. I know. Silver teeth Timmy or whatever they call you. How do you know they call me silver teeth? I don't know.

I've heard it around town, down at the tattoo parlors, at the rub and tug, at the pinball joint. Yeah. Silver teeth Timmy. I love that shit. But yeah, I'll go tanning with you.

I've heard it around town, down at the tattoo parlors, at the rub and tug, at the pinball joint. Yeah. Silver teeth Timmy. I love that shit. But yeah, I'll go tanning with you.