Harland Williams

I don't know, but I mean, it was a girl, so it could have been that much. Right. Girls. That was you. Hold on. Girls can't do what guys do. Right. No. I didn't say that. You did.

I don't know, but I mean, it was a girl, so it could have been that much. Right. Girls. That was you. Hold on. Girls can't do what guys do. Right. No. I didn't say that. You did.

I think you just said that. I think you just doctored the tape. No, I didn't doctor. That's playback. You said it. Dude, I'm an invited special guest on your show.

I think you just said that. I think you just doctored the tape. No, I didn't doctor. That's playback. You said it. Dude, I'm an invited special guest on your show.

I think you just said that. I think you just doctored the tape. No, I didn't doctor. That's playback. You said it. Dude, I'm an invited special guest on your show.

I'll tell you what. What? I went for a three-incher about ten minutes ago. Oh, boy. I'm going to ask you to swing your mic back. Swing it back? Roll back about four inches. And? And take a real deep, deep fuck off. Oh, dude. Come on, man. Well, if you're going to play games with Daddy, you think I don't know the tech world? I'm not playing games.

I'll tell you what. What? I went for a three-incher about ten minutes ago. Oh, boy. I'm going to ask you to swing your mic back. Swing it back? Roll back about four inches. And? And take a real deep, deep fuck off. Oh, dude. Come on, man. Well, if you're going to play games with Daddy, you think I don't know the tech world? I'm not playing games.

I'll tell you what. What? I went for a three-incher about ten minutes ago. Oh, boy. I'm going to ask you to swing your mic back. Swing it back? Roll back about four inches. And? And take a real deep, deep fuck off. Oh, dude. Come on, man. Well, if you're going to play games with Daddy, you think I don't know the tech world? I'm not playing games.

You think I don't have a Westinghouse fridge and a Whirlpool laundry dryer and a Panasonic microwave at my house? You think I don't know the tech world, guy? I have an electric can opener. I'll fuck you seven ways to Thursday. Are you back four? Is your mic back? Fuck off.

You think I don't have a Westinghouse fridge and a Whirlpool laundry dryer and a Panasonic microwave at my house? You think I don't know the tech world, guy? I have an electric can opener. I'll fuck you seven ways to Thursday. Are you back four? Is your mic back? Fuck off.

You think I don't have a Westinghouse fridge and a Whirlpool laundry dryer and a Panasonic microwave at my house? You think I don't know the tech world, guy? I have an electric can opener. I'll fuck you seven ways to Thursday. Are you back four? Is your mic back? Fuck off.

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I sent another FARP video.

I sent another FARP video.

I sent another FARP video.

I'm sure there's another one. What do you got? The smallest bone in your body in your ear? That's not a girl. No. That's a girl fart. He ripped ass. That's a guy doing a girl fart. Maybe he's transitioning. Have you thought about that? Yeah. I did it about four months ago in Bermuda. I went from Bermuda and I got tired of tanning as a guy. Because we just wear shorts. We look clunky.

I'm sure there's another one. What do you got? The smallest bone in your body in your ear? That's not a girl. No. That's a girl fart. He ripped ass. That's a guy doing a girl fart. Maybe he's transitioning. Have you thought about that? Yeah. I did it about four months ago in Bermuda. I went from Bermuda and I got tired of tanning as a guy. Because we just wear shorts. We look clunky.

I'm sure there's another one. What do you got? The smallest bone in your body in your ear? That's not a girl. No. That's a girl fart. He ripped ass. That's a guy doing a girl fart. Maybe he's transitioning. Have you thought about that? Yeah. I did it about four months ago in Bermuda. I went from Bermuda and I got tired of tanning as a guy. Because we just wear shorts. We look clunky.