Harland Williams

I sent another FARP video.

I sent another FARP video.

I sent another FARP video.

I'm sure there's another one. What do you got? The smallest bone in your body in your ear? That's not a girl. No. That's a girl fart. He ripped ass. That's a guy doing a girl fart. Maybe he's transitioning. Have you thought about that? Yeah. I did it about four months ago in Bermuda. I went from Bermuda and I got tired of tanning as a guy. Because we just wear shorts. We look clunky.

I'm sure there's another one. What do you got? The smallest bone in your body in your ear? That's not a girl. No. That's a girl fart. He ripped ass. That's a guy doing a girl fart. Maybe he's transitioning. Have you thought about that? Yeah. I did it about four months ago in Bermuda. I went from Bermuda and I got tired of tanning as a guy. Because we just wear shorts. We look clunky.

I'm sure there's another one. What do you got? The smallest bone in your body in your ear? That's not a girl. No. That's a girl fart. He ripped ass. That's a guy doing a girl fart. Maybe he's transitioning. Have you thought about that? Yeah. I did it about four months ago in Bermuda. I went from Bermuda and I got tired of tanning as a guy. Because we just wear shorts. We look clunky.

What do we get? One tan line. But when you're a girl, you got the bikini. You got the tan lines above your hips. You got the strap tan lines. And I'm like, enough. I want tan lines. So I transitioned. I was in Bermuda. It was three weeks at the Bikiti Resort. And I laid around. I got tanned. I looked like a pack of bacon at Kenny Rogers' funeral. You want to get spray tanned right after this?

What do we get? One tan line. But when you're a girl, you got the bikini. You got the tan lines above your hips. You got the strap tan lines. And I'm like, enough. I want tan lines. So I transitioned. I was in Bermuda. It was three weeks at the Bikiti Resort. And I laid around. I got tanned. I looked like a pack of bacon at Kenny Rogers' funeral. You want to get spray tanned right after this?

What do we get? One tan line. But when you're a girl, you got the bikini. You got the tan lines above your hips. You got the strap tan lines. And I'm like, enough. I want tan lines. So I transitioned. I was in Bermuda. It was three weeks at the Bikiti Resort. And I laid around. I got tanned. I looked like a pack of bacon at Kenny Rogers' funeral. You want to get spray tanned right after this?

I'd love to. I go to a place called Tantastic down on 9th. Where do you go?

I'd love to. I go to a place called Tantastic down on 9th. Where do you go?

I'd love to. I go to a place called Tantastic down on 9th. Where do you go?

Isn't that in the national anthem?

Isn't that in the national anthem?

Isn't that in the national anthem?

Yeah, I thought I recognized that line. We go to Nexus, we go get tanned together. Yeah.

Yeah, I thought I recognized that line. We go to Nexus, we go get tanned together. Yeah.

Yeah, I thought I recognized that line. We go to Nexus, we go get tanned together. Yeah.

I like to do fun designs, too. I mix my tanning with crafts. What I'll do is I'll lay on the table, and then I'll get a hot dog wiener, an Oktoberfest wiener, and I'll lay it on my stomach in an onion ring. I'll stick it in an onion ring, and then when the tan's done, I take them off. I have this big white spot, and it looks like fucky time on my stomach. Yeah, yeah.

I like to do fun designs, too. I mix my tanning with crafts. What I'll do is I'll lay on the table, and then I'll get a hot dog wiener, an Oktoberfest wiener, and I'll lay it on my stomach in an onion ring. I'll stick it in an onion ring, and then when the tan's done, I take them off. I have this big white spot, and it looks like fucky time on my stomach. Yeah, yeah.