Harland Williams

You'd just squeeze her a little and she'd do like, she loved those apple turnovers from McDonald's and you'd just give her a little squeeze and she'd do little apple turnover farts. Just like, like little, almost like angel whispers into the night. And you'd squeeze her and she'd do little crispy apple turnover farts. So adorable, man. Yeah. What a memory.

Oh, come on, guy. Yeah?

Oh, come on, guy. Yeah?

Oh, come on, guy. Yeah?

what do you mean there's fart videos what are you talking about you don't watch i guess if i can see a video of your arse there's probably a fart video come on let's watch some fart videos ah dude you watch them i'm gonna put my hand come on bro i can hear them look we get sound here that's not real those aren't real what do you mean

what do you mean there's fart videos what are you talking about you don't watch i guess if i can see a video of your arse there's probably a fart video come on let's watch some fart videos ah dude you watch them i'm gonna put my hand come on bro i can hear them look we get sound here that's not real those aren't real what do you mean

what do you mean there's fart videos what are you talking about you don't watch i guess if i can see a video of your arse there's probably a fart video come on let's watch some fart videos ah dude you watch them i'm gonna put my hand come on bro i can hear them look we get sound here that's not real those aren't real what do you mean

I mean, you let that much air out, you're going to crinkle up and blow away like a Snickers wrapper on a windy day. Those aren't real. You don't think so? No. They're too wet. Sounds like a penguin just walked out of a car wash and shit its pants. Are you into that, though? Into what? That? Chicks that fart? No. Oh, I don't know, man. I'm just trying to... Are you? No, I just... I don't know.

I mean, you let that much air out, you're going to crinkle up and blow away like a Snickers wrapper on a windy day. Those aren't real. You don't think so? No. They're too wet. Sounds like a penguin just walked out of a car wash and shit its pants. Are you into that, though? Into what? That? Chicks that fart? No. Oh, I don't know, man. I'm just trying to... Are you? No, I just... I don't know.

I mean, you let that much air out, you're going to crinkle up and blow away like a Snickers wrapper on a windy day. Those aren't real. You don't think so? No. They're too wet. Sounds like a penguin just walked out of a car wash and shit its pants. Are you into that, though? Into what? That? Chicks that fart? No. Oh, I don't know, man. I'm just trying to... Are you? No, I just... I don't know.

I think you might be. I think you are. Why aren't you saying no? No. What?

I think you might be. I think you are. Why aren't you saying no? No. What?

I think you might be. I think you are. Why aren't you saying no? No. What?

What? Oh, where you said something about somebody? I was looking because they said something about somebody.

What? Oh, where you said something about somebody? I was looking because they said something about somebody.

What? Oh, where you said something about somebody? I was looking because they said something about somebody.

It was brutal.

It was brutal.

It was brutal.

I don't know, but I mean, it was a girl, so it could have been that much. Right. Girls. That was you. Hold on. Girls can't do what guys do. Right. No. I didn't say that. You did.