Harland Williams

You can watch it, but I'll block it. Okay. Because I don't want to watch it. You don't want to see any of it? No. Last time I was here, you tried to make me watch a guy pee in his own mouth. Like, I'm not going to. Nice try, Captain Crunch.

You can watch it, but I'll block it. Okay. Because I don't want to watch it. You don't want to see any of it? No. Last time I was here, you tried to make me watch a guy pee in his own mouth. Like, I'm not going to. Nice try, Captain Crunch.

god what side of the waffle iron are you on god okay that's bananas um but what about you with arseholes they're called arseholes by the way that's how the english say it that's how this the the squid fishermen say it down off the coast of newfoundland which is where you're from Let me kick you in the arsehole thereby. Yeah. Let's go out jigging for squid, you dirty old arsehole, yeah.

god what side of the waffle iron are you on god okay that's bananas um but what about you with arseholes they're called arseholes by the way that's how the english say it that's how this the the squid fishermen say it down off the coast of newfoundland which is where you're from Let me kick you in the arsehole thereby. Yeah. Let's go out jigging for squid, you dirty old arsehole, yeah.

god what side of the waffle iron are you on god okay that's bananas um but what about you with arseholes they're called arseholes by the way that's how the english say it that's how this the the squid fishermen say it down off the coast of newfoundland which is where you're from Let me kick you in the arsehole thereby. Yeah. Let's go out jigging for squid, you dirty old arsehole, yeah.

Did you... Let me sniff your arsehole in the sun there, friend. Don't you feel like a girl can have just too gamey of an asshole some days? Like there's a Monopoly hotel sticking out of it? Yes. Yeah. I've had that happen. Yeah. Or the little car, the boot. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes they get... I don't know. I guess...

Did you... Let me sniff your arsehole in the sun there, friend. Don't you feel like a girl can have just too gamey of an asshole some days? Like there's a Monopoly hotel sticking out of it? Yes. Yeah. I've had that happen. Yeah. Or the little car, the boot. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes they get... I don't know. I guess...

Did you... Let me sniff your arsehole in the sun there, friend. Don't you feel like a girl can have just too gamey of an asshole some days? Like there's a Monopoly hotel sticking out of it? Yes. Yeah. I've had that happen. Yeah. Or the little car, the boot. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes they get... I don't know. I guess...

look dude it's an arsehole of course it's gonna smell gamey what do you what do you think it smells like like potpourri in there i think it smells like a like a thanksgiving dinner with stuffing no it's an arsehole it's gonna smell beyond gamey well it's gonna smell like skanky it's gonna smell like carrion you know what carrion is you don't i think you do Well, I used to work on a farm.

look dude it's an arsehole of course it's gonna smell gamey what do you what do you think it smells like like potpourri in there i think it smells like a like a thanksgiving dinner with stuffing no it's an arsehole it's gonna smell beyond gamey well it's gonna smell like skanky it's gonna smell like carrion you know what carrion is you don't i think you do Well, I used to work on a farm.

look dude it's an arsehole of course it's gonna smell gamey what do you what do you think it smells like like potpourri in there i think it smells like a like a thanksgiving dinner with stuffing no it's an arsehole it's gonna smell beyond gamey well it's gonna smell like skanky it's gonna smell like carrion you know what carrion is you don't i think you do Well, I used to work on a farm.

Okay, rack your brain. Let's go. Let's go. Let's find out what carrion is. I think you know what carrion is.

Okay, rack your brain. Let's go. Let's go. Let's find out what carrion is. I think you know what carrion is.

Okay, rack your brain. Let's go. Let's go. Let's find out what carrion is. I think you know what carrion is.

Dude, you're sitting here as a 41-year-old man telling me you don't know what carrion is? Is it a? Suggs. Suggs? Segura. Tommy. Yeah. What's carrion? Carrion? Yeah. That's decomposed flesh, like from a dead carcass. Oh, I guess. That's what vultures eat, carrion.

Dude, you're sitting here as a 41-year-old man telling me you don't know what carrion is? Is it a? Suggs. Suggs? Segura. Tommy. Yeah. What's carrion? Carrion? Yeah. That's decomposed flesh, like from a dead carcass. Oh, I guess. That's what vultures eat, carrion.

Dude, you're sitting here as a 41-year-old man telling me you don't know what carrion is? Is it a? Suggs. Suggs? Segura. Tommy. Yeah. What's carrion? Carrion? Yeah. That's decomposed flesh, like from a dead carcass. Oh, I guess. That's what vultures eat, carrion.

How do we go from talking about the stank on an arse? Yeah. To you wearing a sweater, party boy. Making sweaters. Okay, God. Those two things don't jive. They should. Does someone need to go to dialogue school over here? Yeah, maybe. Dude, that's like the Titanic hitting the Edmund Fitzgerald. And, you know, come on. I know, you're totally right.

How do we go from talking about the stank on an arse? Yeah. To you wearing a sweater, party boy. Making sweaters. Okay, God. Those two things don't jive. They should. Does someone need to go to dialogue school over here? Yeah, maybe. Dude, that's like the Titanic hitting the Edmund Fitzgerald. And, you know, come on. I know, you're totally right.

How do we go from talking about the stank on an arse? Yeah. To you wearing a sweater, party boy. Making sweaters. Okay, God. Those two things don't jive. They should. Does someone need to go to dialogue school over here? Yeah, maybe. Dude, that's like the Titanic hitting the Edmund Fitzgerald. And, you know, come on. I know, you're totally right.