Harland Williams
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Podcast Appearances
Dude, you're sitting here as a 41-year-old man telling me you don't know what carrion is? Is it a? Suggs. Suggs? Segura. Tommy. Yeah. What's carrion? Carrion? Yeah. That's decomposed flesh, like from a dead carcass. Oh, I guess. That's what vultures eat, carrion.
Dude, you're sitting here as a 41-year-old man telling me you don't know what carrion is? Is it a? Suggs. Suggs? Segura. Tommy. Yeah. What's carrion? Carrion? Yeah. That's decomposed flesh, like from a dead carcass. Oh, I guess. That's what vultures eat, carrion.
Dude, you're sitting here as a 41-year-old man telling me you don't know what carrion is? Is it a? Suggs. Suggs? Segura. Tommy. Yeah. What's carrion? Carrion? Yeah. That's decomposed flesh, like from a dead carcass. Oh, I guess. That's what vultures eat, carrion.
How do we go from talking about the stank on an arse? Yeah. To you wearing a sweater, party boy. Making sweaters. Okay, God. Those two things don't jive. They should. Does someone need to go to dialogue school over here? Yeah, maybe. Dude, that's like the Titanic hitting the Edmund Fitzgerald. And, you know, come on. I know, you're totally right.
How do we go from talking about the stank on an arse? Yeah. To you wearing a sweater, party boy. Making sweaters. Okay, God. Those two things don't jive. They should. Does someone need to go to dialogue school over here? Yeah, maybe. Dude, that's like the Titanic hitting the Edmund Fitzgerald. And, you know, come on. I know, you're totally right.
How do we go from talking about the stank on an arse? Yeah. To you wearing a sweater, party boy. Making sweaters. Okay, God. Those two things don't jive. They should. Does someone need to go to dialogue school over here? Yeah, maybe. Dude, that's like the Titanic hitting the Edmund Fitzgerald. And, you know, come on. I know, you're totally right.
We were talking arseholes, and suddenly you're shearing sheep and putting on a sweater. I know. If you're not Richie Cunningham, I need you to slam the pie. And put an apple cobbler in your face. No, you're totally right. What are you doing to me here? Guy, it's either arse or sweater. Let's not bleed them together. Let's try. Okay, it's your show.
We were talking arseholes, and suddenly you're shearing sheep and putting on a sweater. I know. If you're not Richie Cunningham, I need you to slam the pie. And put an apple cobbler in your face. No, you're totally right. What are you doing to me here? Guy, it's either arse or sweater. Let's not bleed them together. Let's try. Okay, it's your show.
We were talking arseholes, and suddenly you're shearing sheep and putting on a sweater. I know. If you're not Richie Cunningham, I need you to slam the pie. And put an apple cobbler in your face. No, you're totally right. What are you doing to me here? Guy, it's either arse or sweater. Let's not bleed them together. Let's try. Okay, it's your show.
Your arse? arse hole yeah okay what's the question you remember the first time somebody just kind of jimmied the lock a little bit and you weren't ready how do you mean like just by accident or sexually or well i guess in either way i think it would have to be in all honesty when my mama when i was a little boy i was sick yeah she put a thermometer in there oh yeah is that locked into your memory
Your arse? arse hole yeah okay what's the question you remember the first time somebody just kind of jimmied the lock a little bit and you weren't ready how do you mean like just by accident or sexually or well i guess in either way i think it would have to be in all honesty when my mama when i was a little boy i was sick yeah she put a thermometer in there oh yeah is that locked into your memory
Your arse? arse hole yeah okay what's the question you remember the first time somebody just kind of jimmied the lock a little bit and you weren't ready how do you mean like just by accident or sexually or well i guess in either way i think it would have to be in all honesty when my mama when i was a little boy i was sick yeah she put a thermometer in there oh yeah is that locked into your memory
Now it is, thanks to you. Was it traumatic? I didn't want to ever remember it. But now, honestly, my legs are shaking, my heart's having a palpitation, and I'm picturing my mother behind bars. Because when I was a kid, I thought it was just natural. I didn't even have a cold.
Now it is, thanks to you. Was it traumatic? I didn't want to ever remember it. But now, honestly, my legs are shaking, my heart's having a palpitation, and I'm picturing my mother behind bars. Because when I was a kid, I thought it was just natural. I didn't even have a cold.
Now it is, thanks to you. Was it traumatic? I didn't want to ever remember it. But now, honestly, my legs are shaking, my heart's having a palpitation, and I'm picturing my mother behind bars. Because when I was a kid, I thought it was just natural. I didn't even have a cold.
Well, what really sucks is the week before... I had a real cold, and it was in my mouth. Yeah. I was like, dude.
Well, what really sucks is the week before... I had a real cold, and it was in my mouth. Yeah. I was like, dude.
Well, what really sucks is the week before... I had a real cold, and it was in my mouth. Yeah. I was like, dude.
I had a lot of kids in my family. Yeah.
I had a lot of kids in my family. Yeah.