Harland Williams

We were talking arseholes, and suddenly you're shearing sheep and putting on a sweater. I know. If you're not Richie Cunningham, I need you to slam the pie. And put an apple cobbler in your face. No, you're totally right. What are you doing to me here? Guy, it's either arse or sweater. Let's not bleed them together. Let's try. Okay, it's your show.

We were talking arseholes, and suddenly you're shearing sheep and putting on a sweater. I know. If you're not Richie Cunningham, I need you to slam the pie. And put an apple cobbler in your face. No, you're totally right. What are you doing to me here? Guy, it's either arse or sweater. Let's not bleed them together. Let's try. Okay, it's your show.

We were talking arseholes, and suddenly you're shearing sheep and putting on a sweater. I know. If you're not Richie Cunningham, I need you to slam the pie. And put an apple cobbler in your face. No, you're totally right. What are you doing to me here? Guy, it's either arse or sweater. Let's not bleed them together. Let's try. Okay, it's your show.

Your arse? arse hole yeah okay what's the question you remember the first time somebody just kind of jimmied the lock a little bit and you weren't ready how do you mean like just by accident or sexually or well i guess in either way i think it would have to be in all honesty when my mama when i was a little boy i was sick yeah she put a thermometer in there oh yeah is that locked into your memory

Your arse? arse hole yeah okay what's the question you remember the first time somebody just kind of jimmied the lock a little bit and you weren't ready how do you mean like just by accident or sexually or well i guess in either way i think it would have to be in all honesty when my mama when i was a little boy i was sick yeah she put a thermometer in there oh yeah is that locked into your memory

Your arse? arse hole yeah okay what's the question you remember the first time somebody just kind of jimmied the lock a little bit and you weren't ready how do you mean like just by accident or sexually or well i guess in either way i think it would have to be in all honesty when my mama when i was a little boy i was sick yeah she put a thermometer in there oh yeah is that locked into your memory

Now it is, thanks to you. Was it traumatic? I didn't want to ever remember it. But now, honestly, my legs are shaking, my heart's having a palpitation, and I'm picturing my mother behind bars. Because when I was a kid, I thought it was just natural. I didn't even have a cold.

Now it is, thanks to you. Was it traumatic? I didn't want to ever remember it. But now, honestly, my legs are shaking, my heart's having a palpitation, and I'm picturing my mother behind bars. Because when I was a kid, I thought it was just natural. I didn't even have a cold.

Now it is, thanks to you. Was it traumatic? I didn't want to ever remember it. But now, honestly, my legs are shaking, my heart's having a palpitation, and I'm picturing my mother behind bars. Because when I was a kid, I thought it was just natural. I didn't even have a cold.

Well, what really sucks is the week before... I had a real cold, and it was in my mouth. Yeah. I was like, dude.

Well, what really sucks is the week before... I had a real cold, and it was in my mouth. Yeah. I was like, dude.

Well, what really sucks is the week before... I had a real cold, and it was in my mouth. Yeah. I was like, dude.

I had a lot of kids in my family. Yeah.

I had a lot of kids in my family. Yeah.

I had a lot of kids in my family. Yeah.

But yeah, I think that was the only time I remember diddling.

But yeah, I think that was the only time I remember diddling.

But yeah, I think that was the only time I remember diddling.

I remember this as a little boy. Because you seem to have this fascination with arseholes. So I'm going to tell you as a little boy, I did have a moment where my neighbor, who was a girl, she came over to the house.

I remember this as a little boy. Because you seem to have this fascination with arseholes. So I'm going to tell you as a little boy, I did have a moment where my neighbor, who was a girl, she came over to the house.