Harland Williams

I had a lot of kids in my family. Yeah.

But yeah, I think that was the only time I remember diddling.

But yeah, I think that was the only time I remember diddling.

But yeah, I think that was the only time I remember diddling.

I remember this as a little boy. Because you seem to have this fascination with arseholes. So I'm going to tell you as a little boy, I did have a moment where my neighbor, who was a girl, she came over to the house.

I remember this as a little boy. Because you seem to have this fascination with arseholes. So I'm going to tell you as a little boy, I did have a moment where my neighbor, who was a girl, she came over to the house.

I remember this as a little boy. Because you seem to have this fascination with arseholes. So I'm going to tell you as a little boy, I did have a moment where my neighbor, who was a girl, she came over to the house.

And my sisters were sort of goading me on, my two older sisters. Yeah. We're in my bedroom. They were there. I was there. My neighbor was there. This girl, like a year younger than me. I was probably 9 or 10 at this point. And I asked the girl, I said, do you want to play doctor? And she said yes. Yes. So she laid down. We went under my bed because I had a high wooden bed.

And my sisters were sort of goading me on, my two older sisters. Yeah. We're in my bedroom. They were there. I was there. My neighbor was there. This girl, like a year younger than me. I was probably 9 or 10 at this point. And I asked the girl, I said, do you want to play doctor? And she said yes. Yes. So she laid down. We went under my bed because I had a high wooden bed.

And my sisters were sort of goading me on, my two older sisters. Yeah. We're in my bedroom. They were there. I was there. My neighbor was there. This girl, like a year younger than me. I was probably 9 or 10 at this point. And I asked the girl, I said, do you want to play doctor? And she said yes. Yes. So she laid down. We went under my bed because I had a high wooden bed.

We went under my bed because that's where doctors go, I think.

We went under my bed because that's where doctors go, I think.

We went under my bed because that's where doctors go, I think.

So I told her, pull down your pants. And for some reason, I was one of those kids that collected all kinds of contraptions. So my room was full of weird stuff.

So I told her, pull down your pants. And for some reason, I was one of those kids that collected all kinds of contraptions. So my room was full of weird stuff.

So I told her, pull down your pants. And for some reason, I was one of those kids that collected all kinds of contraptions. So my room was full of weird stuff.

So anyways, my sisters were there. I had all this weird stuff in my room. I had a pencil and I had a really long test tube. Yeah. Like a really long glass test tube. And I had one of those bags that you put soccer balls in at a gym. Yeah. They've got little holes in them. It's like a big bag. It's like a garbage bag, but it's cloth and it has holes. For some reason, I had one of those. Yeah.

So anyways, my sisters were there. I had all this weird stuff in my room. I had a pencil and I had a really long test tube. Yeah. Like a really long glass test tube. And I had one of those bags that you put soccer balls in at a gym. Yeah. They've got little holes in them. It's like a big bag. It's like a garbage bag, but it's cloth and it has holes. For some reason, I had one of those. Yeah.

So anyways, my sisters were there. I had all this weird stuff in my room. I had a pencil and I had a really long test tube. Yeah. Like a really long glass test tube. And I had one of those bags that you put soccer balls in at a gym. Yeah. They've got little holes in them. It's like a big bag. It's like a garbage bag, but it's cloth and it has holes. For some reason, I had one of those. Yeah.

I told Laurie Jo, I said, do you want to play doctor? She said, yes. We went under the bed. My sisters were there giggling. I said, I don't want you to watch. So I put the soccer bag over both my sisters because they were younger, so it fit. Yeah. But it's full of holes so that they could see. And I said, let's go under the bed. I'm going to catch a fart.