Harland Williams

I told Laurie Jo, I said, do you want to play doctor? She said, yes. We went under the bed. My sisters were there giggling. I said, I don't want you to watch. So I put the soccer bag over both my sisters because they were younger, so it fit. Yeah. But it's full of holes so that they could see. And I said, let's go under the bed. I'm going to catch a fart.

I told Laurie Jo, I said, do you want to play doctor? She said, yes. We went under the bed. My sisters were there giggling. I said, I don't want you to watch. So I put the soccer bag over both my sisters because they were younger, so it fit. Yeah. But it's full of holes so that they could see. And I said, let's go under the bed. I'm going to catch a fart.

So I put the pencil in her butt with the test tube over it. hoping she would fart and I would catch the fart in the test tube. And all I could hear were my sisters giggling under a soccer bag. Yeah. And I'm up to the bed being, I guess, a fart doctor.

So I put the pencil in her butt with the test tube over it. hoping she would fart and I would catch the fart in the test tube. And all I could hear were my sisters giggling under a soccer bag. Yeah. And I'm up to the bed being, I guess, a fart doctor.

So I put the pencil in her butt with the test tube over it. hoping she would fart and I would catch the fart in the test tube. And all I could hear were my sisters giggling under a soccer bag. Yeah. And I'm up to the bed being, I guess, a fart doctor.

No, I became proficient at being humiliated for the rest of my life because my sisters still bug me about it to this day.

No, I became proficient at being humiliated for the rest of my life because my sisters still bug me about it to this day.

No, I became proficient at being humiliated for the rest of my life because my sisters still bug me about it to this day.

Farts are hard to catch.

Farts are hard to catch.

Farts are hard to catch.

And you already had hair around the starfish?

And you already had hair around the starfish?

And you already had hair around the starfish?

Are you Greek?

Are you Greek?

Are you Greek?

Armenian?

Armenian?

Armenian?