Harland Williams

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

You know it's pink, right? Yeah.

You know it's pink, right? Yeah.

You know it's pink, right? Yeah.

it's not white guy yeah and especially if you were slapping it around like a hostage in an iranian prison yeah you should have been a deep deep pink maybe even barney purple but they were like why isn't it darker i was like because i'm not what the fuck are you talking about like yeah anyway it didn't go where i want can we just reverse a little back to you spread eagling for your buddy and showing him your arse like oh peter yeah what how does that happen

it's not white guy yeah and especially if you were slapping it around like a hostage in an iranian prison yeah you should have been a deep deep pink maybe even barney purple but they were like why isn't it darker i was like because i'm not what the fuck are you talking about like yeah anyway it didn't go where i want can we just reverse a little back to you spread eagling for your buddy and showing him your arse like oh peter yeah what how does that happen

it's not white guy yeah and especially if you were slapping it around like a hostage in an iranian prison yeah you should have been a deep deep pink maybe even barney purple but they were like why isn't it darker i was like because i'm not what the fuck are you talking about like yeah anyway it didn't go where i want can we just reverse a little back to you spread eagling for your buddy and showing him your arse like oh peter yeah what how does that happen

Just dudes being dudes, man. Like, I remember going to my buddy's place. Hey, can I see your hockey cards? Hey, can I see your Hot Wheels? I never remembered saying, can you show me your one-eyed cyclops?

Just dudes being dudes, man. Like, I remember going to my buddy's place. Hey, can I see your hockey cards? Hey, can I see your Hot Wheels? I never remembered saying, can you show me your one-eyed cyclops?

Just dudes being dudes, man. Like, I remember going to my buddy's place. Hey, can I see your hockey cards? Hey, can I see your Hot Wheels? I never remembered saying, can you show me your one-eyed cyclops?

You were curious.

You were curious.

You were curious.

So once he made the statement that I've never seen anything, why is there so much hair on it? Yeah. Did that sort of send you into a tailspin that you were not a normal kid, that there was something odd?

So once he made the statement that I've never seen anything, why is there so much hair on it? Yeah. Did that sort of send you into a tailspin that you were not a normal kid, that there was something odd?

So once he made the statement that I've never seen anything, why is there so much hair on it? Yeah. Did that sort of send you into a tailspin that you were not a normal kid, that there was something odd?

I think you might be. Maybe I am. What's your last name again? Segura. Yeah. That's Armenian? Yeah. Idiot. Fuck. Wait, what's Williams?

I think you might be. Maybe I am. What's your last name again? Segura. Yeah. That's Armenian? Yeah. Idiot. Fuck. Wait, what's Williams?