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Harland Williams

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729 total appearances

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Whoa.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Whoa.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Whoa.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know it's pink, right? Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know it's pink, right? Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You know it's pink, right? Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

it's not white guy yeah and especially if you were slapping it around like a hostage in an iranian prison yeah you should have been a deep deep pink maybe even barney purple but they were like why isn't it darker i was like because i'm not what the fuck are you talking about like yeah anyway it didn't go where i want can we just reverse a little back to you spread eagling for your buddy and showing him your arse like oh peter yeah what how does that happen

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

it's not white guy yeah and especially if you were slapping it around like a hostage in an iranian prison yeah you should have been a deep deep pink maybe even barney purple but they were like why isn't it darker i was like because i'm not what the fuck are you talking about like yeah anyway it didn't go where i want can we just reverse a little back to you spread eagling for your buddy and showing him your arse like oh peter yeah what how does that happen

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

it's not white guy yeah and especially if you were slapping it around like a hostage in an iranian prison yeah you should have been a deep deep pink maybe even barney purple but they were like why isn't it darker i was like because i'm not what the fuck are you talking about like yeah anyway it didn't go where i want can we just reverse a little back to you spread eagling for your buddy and showing him your arse like oh peter yeah what how does that happen

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Just dudes being dudes, man. Like, I remember going to my buddy's place. Hey, can I see your hockey cards? Hey, can I see your Hot Wheels? I never remembered saying, can you show me your one-eyed cyclops?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Just dudes being dudes, man. Like, I remember going to my buddy's place. Hey, can I see your hockey cards? Hey, can I see your Hot Wheels? I never remembered saying, can you show me your one-eyed cyclops?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Just dudes being dudes, man. Like, I remember going to my buddy's place. Hey, can I see your hockey cards? Hey, can I see your Hot Wheels? I never remembered saying, can you show me your one-eyed cyclops?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You were curious.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You were curious.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You were curious.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So once he made the statement that I've never seen anything, why is there so much hair on it? Yeah. Did that sort of send you into a tailspin that you were not a normal kid, that there was something odd?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So once he made the statement that I've never seen anything, why is there so much hair on it? Yeah. Did that sort of send you into a tailspin that you were not a normal kid, that there was something odd?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

So once he made the statement that I've never seen anything, why is there so much hair on it? Yeah. Did that sort of send you into a tailspin that you were not a normal kid, that there was something odd?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I think you might be. Maybe I am. What's your last name again? Segura. Yeah. That's Armenian? Yeah. Idiot. Fuck. Wait, what's Williams?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Shows Harland Williams His Chocolate Starfish | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I think you might be. Maybe I am. What's your last name again? Segura. Yeah. That's Armenian? Yeah. Idiot. Fuck. Wait, what's Williams?