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Good evening, and thank you for tuning into our broadcast as we enter the summer of Fool 182.

I'm your host, Sholda Paz.

I don't know about you, but this cycle's Year of the Fool is shaping up to be a great one all across the Fifth Collide.

We only see a few Fool years in our lifetimes, folks, so make the most of it and have some fun.

As always, this cycle marks a year of festivals, competitions, and performances, honoring newness, folly, and marking the first year of our 182nd cycle since the big oops.

With her coronation festivities in Crown City complete, the Regent Rae is set to begin her grand tour, starting from the Crownlands, to the Good on Wilds, the Coldbreaks, the Thoroughlush, and finally, the Phantom Isles.

Across these lands, citizens and factions alike are preparing to receive her with celebration.

Speaking of celebration, looks like this year is going to be a popular one for makers, as years of the Fool always are.

With Regent Ray's devotion to the Sun Arcana, it is said by many to be an especially auspicious year for makers to impart upon their offspring vitality and joy, and many creation points are seen as well in applications.

Excitingly, this means extra activity in the many towns and cities that run adjacent to the traditional walkabout trail.

While each region prepares to host their events and receive the region an advisor, Troponio Vega is, as always, doing the year of the full best.

Champions, artists, and celebrities are pouring into the city eager to gamble and

party and try to get a good view for the spinning of the wheel of fortune as with any year of the fool the fifth collide will scrutinize the spin closely as many believe it sets the tone for the entire 22 year cycle as for this broadcaster i'll be there live and up close reporting from the top of riscotec tower see it here first folks

You find yourself in a Risco Tech suite.

The room you've been put up in is almost unbearably swank as all top floor Risco Tech suites are.

Three rooms, each with a bed the size of a small swimming pool embedded into the floor.

In the bathroom, there is no tub or shower, but an AI-powered blob of warm water that disrobes and engulfingly washes you, finishing you off with a spritz of personalized perfume before returning your clothes, cleanly pressed.

In the common area, a bar in the back rotates into a DJ station and dance floor at the push of a button.

On the wall next to a massive window, a panel of ornate knobs and switches allows you to adjust every little detail of your environment.

You could turn the walls see-through if you choose, or create a marvelous jungle tableau.