Harold Cox

So I just wait to see what's going to happen.

My dad comes in and he says, you seem to be okay right now.

What I want you to do is I want you to get a good night's sleep and tomorrow we'll talk about the car.

Hmm.

Next day, I can hear the family down in the kitchen.

I start getting up and start moving really slowly and I know that this is going to be my last day on earth.

So I go down to the kitchen and I wait.

Nothing, nothing is said.

All that day, nothing is said.

The next day, I know it's gonna happen.

Nothing is said.

The third day, nothing is said.

Am I actually going to be able to get away with this?

You know, it may be that the fainting is actually working, so I double down and I decide I need to add a flare.

Now, I have actually never seen a person faint.

I don't know what they really look like.

I've only seen it on television.

But it seems to me that when people faint that they get stiff.

So with my routine, I added rigor mortis.

so that every time I faint I get as stiff as a board.