Harvey Guillén
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Podcast Appearances
Marvin claims a prize.
And Jerry waits.
He watches the internal memos at Simon Marketing.
He waits for the alarms to ring.
He waits for the auditors to notice that the winning piece never actually shipped to a factory.
But the alarms never ring.
McDonald's cuts the check.
Marvin cashes it, and he hands Jerry a thick envelope of cash in return.
The system has a blind spot.
The corporation is so focused on preventing outside theft, people printing fake stickers or hacking the database, that they never built a defense against the man holding the keys.
Once Jerry knows the system is broken, the one-time thing becomes a habit.
And then the habit becomes a routine.
Let's look at the mechanics of the theft.
Because this is where the genius lies, really.
Remember the vest?
Well, that was just the transport.
And the protocol states that an independent auditor is supposed to accompany Jerry everywhere.
Unfortunately, humans have needs.
Specifically, humans need to use the bathroom.
But men's room etiquette is a powerful thing.