Hayley Sproul

From the balcony.

From the balcony.

Now, Hayley, you said you were staying in Surrey Hills.

I was on the fifth floor of an apartment in Surrey Hills.

No, Surrey Hills is far closer.

Yeah, it's 20 something k's away.

You're off the hook.

It's not you.

Yeah, to validate my innocence, you know, how solid was...

the feces oh because you've still got barley belly because you know i haven't taken a solid log in three weeks yeah it definitely has a splatter effect oh this is why is someone doing they can't be all there in the head right so get a get a better hobby sunday afternoon 4 30 denise was returning to her car parked outside the popular cafe seventh heaven

Okay.

And sounds like there'd be a good eggs Benny there.

When she was getting the kids into the car, she heard a heavy thud.

And then some onlookers approached and said, what's this on your car?

And, oh, no.

Certainly a bird isn't capable of what's on the bottom of a car.

Would you go through the service station car wash on the way home?

Would that take care of that?

If you got it fresh and didn't get it baked.

I don't reckon it would, man.