Hayley

It didn't get wet.

It doesn't need to be cleaned.

Wipe on the trousers.

Anyway, no criticisms with any part of the process other than in the waiting room.

Remember, I haven't eaten properly for three days.

Haven't eaten anything at all.

for like a day and a half exclusively.

There's five magazines on the coffee table.

All of them were food.

Dish magazine.

Cuisine magazine.

Like, all of them.

Cakes.

Roasts.

One of them was curries and dips.

That felt... One, it felt intentional.

And two, it felt very cruel.

It was absolutely horrible.

But then you're just passing the time and they say, like, please don't use your phones in here because obviously there's people...

in there that made me don't want to be like photographed or videoed get in there oh yeah bums looked at bums contained a lot of shame still yeah it's crazy year of the arts been and gone and we still celebrate but that they had just food books and it was really awful and i just sat there dribbling and drooling over it so what would you just prefer some woman's weeklies yeah i want to catch up on some shorty street goss yep see what jj and manu are doing doing some crosswords yeah do some crosswords was it that recent